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We love BBW

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Go ahead, laugh. BBW women are great. They are easy to please.

You call her nasty. I call her an easy “lay”.

Turning her down means another black man get’s laid!

Sick of your date not eating all her food? She will!

Codewords – what they actually mean

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Middle-age, single, never been married man says, “I love to decorate, collect art and walk my dog in the park.”

Translation – I’m gay.

Woman with no picture on dating site says, “I’m thick in all the right places.”

Translation – I’m fat as a pig.

Man tells his guy friends, “My dick is huge.”

Translation – My dick is beyond small.

After five-minute sex woman says, “I had the best orgasm I’ve ever had.”

Translation – That was the worst sex I’ve ever had in my life.

Kentucky Derby – time for unattractive women to dress like tramps

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The Kentucky Derby is what Kentucky is all about. Unlike basketball where UofL and UK fans fight over state dominance, all people unite in Kentucky for the Derby. The parade brings children of all ages and backgrounds together. At the Oaks poor people can party like rich rock stars. At the Derby old and young, UofL and UK fans and the poor and rich stand side by side united as “My Old Kentucky Home” plays.  What a great time to be a Kentuckian.

For all the good there’s the bad. Drunks all over the place. Tons of crime it seems is always committed. And the worst of all, ugly unattractive women dressing like complete sluts. During the Derby 345 pound women seem to think wearing a mini-skirt is a good idea. Women with nasty spider-veins wear nearly nothing making us men puke up our Bourbon. Old women, 15 years past looking good show it all off. That is why I stay at home, miles away from this mess.

The girl in the middle looks good naked or nearly naked. The one next to her, not so good. Yet this slob will dress more like a slut than the hot one! Nobody wants to see your spider-vein legs!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, about what you’re wearing that………. No…………… Sick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I could be wrong, but your dick could be bigger than mine.

How to get laid 101

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Go for fat women. You can shake your head no all you want. Fat women are some of the best freaks out there. If you are a decent looking guy they will jump all over you. Since most don’t look good, they make up for it in other ways, normally sexually ways.

Go out with an ugly-average chick. They normally have hot friends. By dating the “ugly duckling” you will make her hotter friends see you as a great guy. You may have to sleep with the ugly one a few times before nailing her hotter friends, but hey, at least you are getting laid!

The drunk girl that we see at every party. She is so wasted she will laugh at all your bad jokes, believe any lie you tell her and can’t tell if you look like Brad Pitt or Pee-Wee Herman.

Older women that just been through a divorce. If you are age 18-30, go for a chick in her 40’s that just had a recent divorce. More than likely she is horny, sad, needs someone to listen to her (you only listen for the booty) and will be flattered that a younger man is into her.

Why Black Women kick ass

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Black women don’t care what you think about them. Call them ghetto. Call them fat. They will still pretend to be fine. I admire that. They always have good self-esteem.

(She may weigh 275, but this woman is gonna get her grove on every Friday night!)

I’ve dated some pretty white women in my day. Most of them have low self-esteem no matter how you treat them. Treat them well and they still believe they are ugly or that you are interested in another woman.

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(Bourbon Stilz’s ex hottie, thought she was ugly)

You white women need to learn from black women. Be proud of how you look. Men aren’t like you. We are simple creatures, barely above animal life. We don’t mature or think like you do. We are proud of your thighs, ass and looks. If a 275 pound black woman can wear a mini-skirt with pride, a five foot five 115 pound white woman should too!

(I mean she knows she’s bad, why don’t you pretty white women know it?)

Listen, I’m average at best. If it wasn’t for booze, my wife would have never married me. But come on, I have confidence. Black women rock because no matter what, so do they!