Monthly Archives: July 2012

TV’s Top Ten Coolest Males

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                As a guy, TV has produced a number of male characters that all heterosexual men strive to be in life. None of these men were truly role-models, but cool as hell. In real life none of us could have gotten away with half of what they said or did. This article is dedicated toward the best male characters in TV history!

10 – Peter Griffin

Drunk, stupid and lazy and yet he is married to a woman way out of his league.

9. – Barney Stinson

How can you not like a dishonest player that uses women for sexual pleasure?

8. – Dr. Becker

Was rude to his staff and patients. A complete womanizer that was married multiply times.

7. – Zac Morris

Every teen boy wanted to be Zac Morris. He was nice to nerds and dated every hot chick he could… sometimes two or three at a time!

6. – The Ladies Man

I have no clue what half the things he said meant. However, the women were more than willing to sleep with him.

5. – Dr. Doug Ross

I mean come on, the show sucked balls. But millions of women wanted Dr. Ross.

4. The Fonz

How can the Fonz not be on the list? He could get any girl and stop any fight. He could dance, ride a motorcycle and take your girlfriend all at the same time.

3. – Homer Simpson

He has quit over 200 jobs. Drinks a ton of beer. Family man, idiot and legend. What more needs to be said?

2. – Charlie

Based on his real life. Hookers, cocaine and hookers. He’s alright in my book!

1. Al Bundy

Hated his wife and kids. Had a great porn magazine collection. Could have banged women half his age daily. Had no problem scratching his balls in front of others. The best of the best.

We love BBW

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Go ahead, laugh. BBW women are great. They are easy to please.

You call her nasty. I call her an easy “lay”.

Turning her down means another black man get’s laid!

Sick of your date not eating all her food? She will!

More people who hate our site

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James Sayre –

He sent random emails to a few of my Facebook “friends” telling them something I did over five years ago. James couldn’t pass a drug test if he tried. He doesn’t have custody of his daughter and his ex-wife left him for better dick, go figure.

Woody Long’s Grandmother –

No, that isn’t her. Woody’s grandmother actually reads this site. Her exact words were, “I have never seen anything as disgusting and vulgar as this.” Maybe you should see Woody’s porn collection then.

Blind people –

I mean, why would they like my site? They can’t even read it. (I will so go to hell for this joke)

Is that a banana in your pants or a giant penis?

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This may be the best news story of the year –

A New York man known for his unusually large penis was patted down by airport security at San Francisco International last week after they questioned him about the bulge in his pants, he said.

Jonah Falcon, 41, who has been featured in several documentaries about the world’s biggest penises, was returning from a trip in San Francisco on July 9 when he was stopped at security by TSA agents who spotted something out of the ordinary hanging to the left in his pants, he said.

“They wanted to know if I had something in my pockets, and when I said no, they asked if I had some sort of growth,” he said.

When he replied that it was just his penis, they “checked the area around it” but didn’t frisk him too severely, he said. They also wiped his hands to check for explosive powder.

Falcon said the delay was mostly amusing to him and only delayed him for about 5 minutes. He said it was the first time his penis had caused a security concern.

“I”ve gone through the (airport scanner) before, and I wasn’t worried,” he said. “What was the worst that was going to happen — I was going to have to whip it out for them? I’m used to that. Sometimes when people ask me about it, if I’m feeling up to it, I’ll just show them.”

Falcon’s penis has been reported as 9.5 inches when flaccid and 13.5 inches when erect, according to Rolling Stone. He has been featured in documentaries on HBO and overseas and has appeared on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart. He works as a video game journalist and as an actor with small roles in movies and television shows, according to his Internet Movie Database profile.

A spokesman for the TSA at SFO was not immediately available for comment. Falcon said the agents were “professional” about the security check.

James Holmes – left-wing gun haters “wet dream”

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Due to one crazy, I’ve already seen the state of Colorado talk about changing gun laws. Why? Why should honest gun owners suffer due to one nut-case?

Guns don’t kill. Idiots kill people. My dad always owned guns. I own guns. Not once has one of my guns raped a woman by gunpoint, taken someone hostage, did a drive by, robbed someone or murdered someone.

Meet Charles A. Robbins. Some punk broke in his home. As an honest gun owner, he did what he had to do. He shot the punk dead. I would have done the same. Guns protect the innocent daily.

Cute, huh? Also very yummy in chilli and as a steak sandwich. Do we want hunters not to own guns?

If you don’t like guns, don’t own them. It’s that simple. Stop bitching to gun owners like myself of why they are bad. I don’t ask you to like them or to shoot them. Stop telling me what my rights are.

My alter-ego “T-Bone With A-1” along with my .38 special.

 

Why is this bastard still alive?

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Why is this bastard still alive? It’s not like he only killed one or two people. He killed 12. Three served our nation. Some were kids. What were the police thinking?

Bad mouth our police all you want. They would have taken this coward out!

He will plead “insane” of course. Two things will happen –

1. He will get sentenced to death and placed on death row, costing tax payers thousands.

2. He will be found “insane” and put away for life costing tax payers thousands.

Wouldn’t it have been cheaper to waste one bullet between his eyes?