Category Archives: White People

Things white people should never do

Posted by bourbonhound on

Play Basketball

Unless you’re named Larry Bird, Jerry West and a few others, stick to baseball, hockey and playing QB in football. Basketball isn’t working so well for us crackers.

Telling racist jokes in private

In the year 2013, these jokes normally don’t remain “private”.

Racecar Driving

This is one of 32,345 jokes being told by non-whites across the globe.

Dean Cole – bad TV

Posted by woodylong79 on

I turned into the Dean Cole show tonight. What a shock. Another black guy trying to be the next Chris Rock. One difference. Rock is funny. You are not. Cole spends most of his time showing clips and trying his best to poke fun at them. Sadly, he fails. Let Tosh, the Daily Show and the Colbert Report handle this.

Like most unfunny black comedians, 95% of his jokes about white people. White people be crazy. White people be using turn signals. White people be voting. Yeah, yeah. Those jokes were funny in 1997 when Chris Rock was doing them. Can’t black comedians be funny without using white people as every other punch-line?

Nothing about the show was funny. Nothing made me laugh. Cole has no idea how to deliver a punch-line during clips. Watch John Oliver, who has been awesome at hosting the Daily Show. He understands delivery, timing and humor. Of course 95% of his act doesn’t deal with “white people” jokes. The show is a bad rip-off of the Daily Show and Tosh.0. Actually comparing Cole’s show to them is an insult to both shows.

TBS motto is “Very Funny”. I am not sure why they picked the Cole show up. It was very unfunny, very unoriginal and boring. I had more laughs watching the History of paint. And trust me, the show was not about comedy.

Elizabeth M. Hanes – repeat criminal walks again

Posted by bourbonhound on

slut (thank God her mouth isn’t open – rotted and missing teeth!)

Once again our horrible court system has failed. A repeat criminal once again has walked. Great job Jefferson County, Kentucky courts of failing the people of the Commonwealth. A repeat drug addict, drunk and thief walked away once again from numerous crimes. As a taxpayer this pisses me off. This bitch should have been behind bars.

I’ve already talked about this bitch on this site. I won’t waste my time again talking about her crimes over and over. You can read the back stories here and here. You can also see how her work was looked into for prescription fraud also – here. I am just pissed that a worthless person can commit numerous crimes and nothing happens. Could a black kid caught with some crack get away with this? More than likely, no.

Since the court system has failed us, I will sum of Elizabeth “Liz” Hanes for you. She is a pathological liar, thief, drunk, drug addict, user, snitch, bitch and loser. Anyone that abuses heroin is a moron. Her rotted teeth make me wanna puke. The nasty spider veins on her legs due to heroin needles could kill anyone’s boner. She is beyond worthless. A pile of dog shit is better than her.

I could care less if this sounds harsh. The loser has no respect for the law, other people or the well-being of others. The website www.buycrimes.com shows the fact she has no issue in breaking the law over and over. Look at the charges there. They are all drug related charges. If she has been caught twice, no telling how many times she hasn’t. She needs jail time. End of debate.

Think about this. Could you and I get pulled over twice with drugs and avoid jail time? Could we wreck three cars in the past five years, twice (more than likely all three times) while drunk and avoid jail time? Could we hide heroin from the cops and avoid jail time? Of course not. A judge would have thrown the books at us. Elizabeth M. Hanes has walked away from all the crimes named above along with a DUI and fleeing the scene of a crime. Tell me why this cunt is not in jail?

I could say more, but why bother? Our court system is a mess. The rich can do whatever. White snitches can walk. The poor and minority races suffer. That is the American way. Ask Liz Hanes. She has committed numerous crimes with no punishment. Ask a 16 year-old black youth who got 25 for a gram of crack. That is the (UN) American way – injustice.

Famous people who shouldn’t be

Posted by woodylong79 on

Michael Rapaport

Horrible actor, not funny and has starred in some of the worst TV sitcoms of all-time.

Fran Drescher

Her voice is worse than nails clawing a chalkboard. She’s ugly and not even close to being funny.

Kevin Hart

Hart is a Chris Rock and Eddie Murphy wanna be. His white jokes are rip-offs of other black comedians without the humor. This five foot two little person is not funny at all.

Glen Beck

What more needs to be said about this asshole?

You know you’re white trash when………………………………….

Posted by woodylong79 on

You are white trash when a homeless person’s home looks better than yours.

You are white trash when you hit a beer-bong instead of saying “I do” at your wedding.

You are white trash when you allow one of your children to grow a mullet.

You are white trash when you date a guy with one eye, a heroin-dealer, a fake white rapper and then go back to the heroin-dealer in between every other guy you date.