Cinemassacre – great website

Cinemassacre is a cool website ran by James Rolfe. I am a big fan and I look over this site weekly. Rolfe may be best known for being the Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN). He has tons of popular videos on YouTube. Below is what you can find on Cinemassacre. I will be adding this site to our links list.

Angry Video Game Nerd – He currently has 108 videos under this section. Here Rolfe plays video games, mainly the worst ones of all-time. He cusses, yells and drinks heavily while playing them. Check out the full theme song here.

Board James – Here Rolfe and his friend Mike Matei reviews board games. Sounds stupid but you will find yourself laughing out loud when you see these.

Movie Reviews – Just like what it says. Rolfe and Matei review movies, sometimes shitty ones and normally movies they like. Watching this really makes me feel like a kid again at times. Love the “Back to the Future reviews.

There’s much more to the website than I named above. Just check it out for yourself.

Why do we like porn?

Most people have seen a porn movie or parts of a porn movie. Porn has become a billion-dollar industry. What is it that we as humans like about porn? Have you actually paid attention to the movie? I can name 50 bad things about porn. Just like you however, I keep watching. Man, the tissues and hand lotion I’ve used watching porn. My smart phone buttons are even stuck together now.

The acting – How bad can the acting be before we stop calling it acting? Do they even have scripts for porn? Most lines are “Suck it baby”, “Oh yea, yea, yeah” or “Harder, or harder, faster.”

The Music – Porn may have the worst music of all-time. It’s either a disco type theme with major bass lines or new age electronic/techno. I’m convinced that the same man who wrote porn music in the 1970’s is still alive making music today.

The Male Actors – I will admit. Porn has some hot women. Have you seen the men? Don’t get me wrong, they pack a baseball bat in their pants, but come on. How are people born this ugly and hairy? Besides porn, where else do people this ugly get laid so easy?

Unrealistic – Seriously……………………. A cop pulls over a hot blonde. She blows him for freedom. The milf mom helps her hot young stepdaughter cope with a break-up with lesbian sex while the pool boy joins in. The priest has an orgy with four hot nuns…. This is not reality.

 

Why don’t they come out of the closet?

Tom Cruise

You’re not fooling anyone these days.

Seth Macfarlane

How many musicals do you have to write until you admit you like cock n’ balls?

Richard Simmons

What more needs to be said?

 

More reasons why The Hornet’s Nest Elite Art Studio rocks

I’ve gotten a few emails from readers asking do I actually like the work done at the Hornet’s Nest or am I just saying that because I know them. First off, I don’t know these people other than the fact I trust them to tattoo me. It’s not like Billy Noel and me have Poker Night every Friday over at his place. Second, do you not pay attention to my work on this site? I am always honest with you people. What I say is how I feel. Thirdly, yes, I love the work the Hornet’s Nest does. That is why I am a repeat customer.

 (Billy Noel, co-owner)

Billy has done four tattoos on me. He’s very hard to book. It normally takes at least two months to book an appointment with him. That’s because he’s that good. Don’t believe me, ask him. He will remind you of why he’s better than you, your dad and every tattoo artist he knows. He looks like a dude that would kill you for a dime. Don’t let his looks fool you. The man knows the craft well. He is speedy and most important, accurate. He is one of the best. Trust me, I pay him top dollar for great work.

 (Brandon Blair, co-owner)

Brandon has also done four tattoos on me. Brandon is very friendly and fun to chat with. He has a great sense of humor and will share some funny tattoo stories with you. I like seeing him get mad when a fellow tattoo artist gets to tattoo a hot chick and he’s stuck with me. Brandon takes good care of repeat customers. He’s always willing to work with what you can or can’t afford.

 (Boomer)

Like Billy, Boomer had tattooed me many years before The Hornet’s Nest. Boomer has done two tattoos on me. One is 11 years-old and still has a near perfect shade of yellow to it. He is currently working on a design for me. Boomer’s technique is much less painful than other artists who have tatted me. Like Billy, he is also very quick and accurate.

 (Chris Weddle)

I won’t lie. Mr. Weddle has never tatted me. However, I have seen some of his work first-hand. I would trust him in a heartbeat to tat me. He is very skilled and can tat with the best of them. If you want A+ work, he can get it done.

 (Tammi Butler)

I only have my ears pierced and that was many, many years ago. I have seen people get pierced by Tammi and everyone came out looking normal. If you ever call The Hornet’s Nest, more than likely she will answer. She is very friendly, calls everyone “Hun” and always sweet. Even though I am not into piercings, I had to post her due to the fact she is so lovely.

Listen, I love the work done at the Hornet’s Nest. I have future work getting done there. Trust me; if I thought they sucked, I would go elsewhere. I’m not claiming other shops don’t do great work. I just believe why fix something that’s not broken? I have gotten quality work there and seen great work done on a couple of friends. If you don’t believe me, go there yourself and see for yourself. I have a feeling you will like the finish product.

Kentucky to expand Gambling – Yet Strippers can’t be nude

Full story here

 
 
(AP)  FRANKFORT, Ky. — Gov. Steve Beshear presented a plan Tuesday to amend Kentucky’s Constitution to allow up to seven casinos to open in the state, most of them at horse tracks.The proposal generated instant opposition in the Bible-belt state where betting on horse races is a long-held tradition but where casinos have been unwelcome.

For years, proposals to expand gambling opportunities have been debated in Kentucky, but have never been able to get through the House and Senate.

“We believe that we have fashioned something that could and should and hopefully will pass both chambers,” the Democratic governor said Tuesday.

Republican Sen. Damon Thayer of Georgetown will sponsor legislation that would begin the process of amending the Constitution. If approved by lawmakers, the proposal would be placed on the ballot in November to be ratified or rejected by voters.

“The issue of expanded gambling, after nearly two decades of debate, has reached a tipping point,” Beshear said. “Recently, the people of this state were polled by two separate organizations, including the state Republican Party. Both surveys found that more than 80 percent of the people of this state, regardless of whether they support expanded gambling or are against it, want the right to vote on it. The question is simple: Do we as leaders listen to our people or do we ignore them?”

Despite the long history of wagering on horses, Kentucky’s constitution frowns on casino-style gambling. And many Kentucky lawmakers have been reluctant to vote to change it, knowing they may face un-approving constituents in upcoming legislative elections.

To get through the General Assembly, the proposal has to be approved by a supermajority of lawmakers. That means 23 of the state’s 38 senators and 60 of the 100 representatives must vote in favor.

Beshear said Kentuckians now are wagering hundreds of millions of dollars in casinos in neighboring states.

 
And strippers can’t be nude? Instead, let people lose their life-savings?
 
 
Is Skylar really hurting anybody? She’s not asking you to blow your life-savings. She’s in law school working on that Masters. Here’s my two cents – Put the gambling in the strip clubs and bring back full nudity. This is America!