Category Archives: Sports

Rules for the Kentucky Derby

Posted by bourbonhound on

1. Drink Bourbon. No mixers! On the rocks or neat. Anything else is un-American and anti-Kentucky!

2. Women, dress like sluts. In Kentucky during the Derby, nobody judges you!

3.Buy a shitty hat. They are ugly but, again, nobody judges you during Derby time.

4. Gamble, gamble and gamble. Who cares about your child’s college fund or your retirement?

 

Louisville Fans blame refs for loss – nothing new

Posted by bourbonhound on

When I was kid, my dad  never forced me to like UK. When I was 5 or 6, he told me to watch how U of L fans acted. I can recall watching my brother-in-law boo and yell during U of L games. He always had a beer in hand and blamed the refs. When UK would beat U of L, they cheated of course. I quickly became a UK fan.

I’m 32 now and nothing has changed. U of L fans are still the worst, most bandwagon and crybaby fanbase on earth. Nothing they say shocks me. I expect stupid and ignorant comments from them. We are seeing that after UK beat them on 12-28-13. UK won, refs cheated. Same old song and dance. Facts and data proves them wrong. Yet, they claim UK cheated.

Unfair fouls? Not at all. The final foul total was 25 on U of L and 19 on UK. That number is misleading. U of L committed 4 of those fouls with less than a minute left on purpose. So in truth, the numbers were 21-19, very, very close. Refs called fouls right down the middle. No cheating what so ever.

U of L shot 39% while UK shot 53%. Do the math.

UK out rebounded U of L by 8.

UK had 17 second chance points while U of L had only 6. Again, do the math.

U of L hit 6 out of 26 three-point shots. Horrible.

U of L was man-handled by Randle who made 7 of his 8 shots.

Now other facts ————

U of L has only played 2 top 50 RPI ranked teams, UNC and UK. U of L lost both games. Maybe U of L isn’t that good.

UK was without Randle in the 2nd half and only made 53% of their free throws. If UK had Randle and made free throws, UK beats U of L by 20-25.

UK has owned U of L since Cal took over. He is 3-0 at Rupp against them, 1-0 on a neutral site and 1-1 at the Yum! Center. He can beat U of L anytime at any venue.

To sum things up, UK didn’t cheat. They out played and out hustled U of L. Data and the facts PROVE UK won fair and square!

 

Gordon Gee – Mormon cock sucker and loser

Posted by woodylong79 on

Gee said, “You just can’t trust those damn Catholics.”

Of course Mormons are great people………. Besides stories like these….

http://ldssexchildabuse.blogspot.com/

http://www.realclearreligion.org/2012/03/21/125-year-old_mormon_sex_scandal_246848.html

Gee said this about the SEC,  You tell the SEC when they can learn to read and write, then they can figure out  what we’re doing.”

Of course the Big Ten is a great conference…..

Penn State’s Sex Scandal

Ohio State’s Football Scandal

Irish History #10

Posted by bourbonhound on

Full story here

Gaelic Football is a field game which has developed as a distinct game similar to the progression of Australian Rules. Gaelic Football is played on a pitch up to 145m long and 90m wide. The goalposts are the same shape as on a rugby pitch, with the crossbar lower than a rugby one and slightly higher than a soccer one.

The ball used in Gaelic Football is round, slightly smaller than a soccer ball. It can be carried in the hand for a distance of four steps and can be kicked or “hand-passed”, a striking motion with the hand or fist. After every four steps the ball must be either bounced or “solo-ed”, an action of dropping the ball onto the foot and kicking it back into the hand. You may not bounce the ball twice in a row. To score, you put the ball over the crossbar by foot or hand / fist for one point or under the crossbar and into the net by foot or the hand / fist in certain circumstances for a goal, the latter being the equivalent of three points. Each team consists of 15 players, lining out as per the diagram.

Officials for a game comprise of a referee, two linesmen (to indicate when the ball leaves the field of play at the side and to mark ’45’ free kicks and four umpires (to signal scores, assist the referee in controlling the games, and to assist linesmen in positioning ’45’ frees).

A goal is signalled by raising a green flag, placed to the left of the goal. A point is signalled by raising a white flag, placed to the right of goal. A ’45’ is signalled by the umpire raising his/her outside arm. A ‘square ball’, when a player scores having arrived in the ‘square’ prior to receiving the ball, is signalled by pointing at the small parallelogram.