1. Drink Bourbon. No mixers! On the rocks or neat. Anything else is un-American and anti-Kentucky!
2. Women, dress like sluts. In Kentucky during the Derby, nobody judges you!
3.Buy a shitty hat. They are ugly but, again, nobody judges you during Derby time.
4. Gamble, gamble and gamble. Who cares about your child’s college fund or your retirement?
When I was kid, my dad never forced me to like UK. When I was 5 or 6, he told me to watch how U of L fans acted. I can recall watching my brother-in-law boo and yell during U of L games. He always had a beer in hand and blamed the refs. When UK would beat U of L, they cheated of course. I quickly became a UK fan.
I’m 32 now and nothing has changed. U of L fans are still the worst, most bandwagon and crybaby fanbase on earth. Nothing they say shocks me. I expect stupid and ignorant comments from them. We are seeing that after UK beat them on 12-28-13. UK won, refs cheated. Same old song and dance. Facts and data proves them wrong. Yet, they claim UK cheated.
Unfair fouls? Not at all. The final foul total was 25 on U of L and 19 on UK. That number is misleading. U of L committed 4 of those fouls with less than a minute left on purpose. So in truth, the numbers were 21-19, very, very close. Refs called fouls right down the middle. No cheating what so ever.
U of L shot 39% while UK shot 53%. Do the math.
UK out rebounded U of L by 8.
UK had 17 second chance points while U of L had only 6. Again, do the math.
U of L hit 6 out of 26 three-point shots. Horrible.
U of L was man-handled by Randle who made 7 of his 8 shots.
Now other facts ————
U of L has only played 2 top 50 RPI ranked teams, UNC and UK. U of L lost both games. Maybe U of L isn’t that good.
UK was without Randle in the 2nd half and only made 53% of their free throws. If UK had Randle and made free throws, UK beats U of L by 20-25.
UK has owned U of L since Cal took over. He is 3-0 at Rupp against them, 1-0 on a neutral site and 1-1 at the Yum! Center. He can beat U of L anytime at any venue.
To sum things up, UK didn’t cheat. They out played and out hustled U of L. Data and the facts PROVE UK won fair and square!
The Kentucky Derby is what Kentucky is all about. Unlike basketball where UofL and UK fans fight over state dominance, all people unite in Kentucky for the Derby. The parade brings children of all ages and backgrounds together. At the Oaks poor people can party like rich rock stars. At the Derby old and young, UofL and UK fans and the poor and rich stand side by side united as “My Old Kentucky Home” plays. What a great time to be a Kentuckian.
For all the good there’s the bad. Drunks all over the place. Tons of crime it seems is always committed. And the worst of all, ugly unattractive women dressing like complete sluts. During the Derby 345 pound women seem to think wearing a mini-skirt is a good idea. Women with nasty spider-veins wear nearly nothing making us men puke up our Bourbon. Old women, 15 years past looking good show it all off. That is why I stay at home, miles away from this mess.
The girl in the middle looks good naked or nearly naked. The one next to her, not so good. Yet this slob will dress more like a slut than the hot one! Nobody wants to see your spider-vein legs!!!!!!!!!
Yeah, about what you’re wearing that………. No…………… Sick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I could be wrong, but your dick could be bigger than mine.
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