Punxsutawney Phil doesn’t see shadow – who cares?

Posted by richardhead83 on February 2, 2013

An early spring is on the way, according to groundhog “Punxsutawney Phil.”

When the Pennsylvania groundhog emerged from his dwelling at Gobbler’s Knob Saturday morning, he did not see his shadow.

“And so ye faithful, there is no shadow to see, an early Spring for you and me,” proclaimed Bob Roberts, one of Phil’s handlers.

According to folklore, if a groundhog emerges from its burrow and see its shadow, then six more weeks of winter weather is on the way.

But if it comes out and sees no shadow, spring is expected to come early.

Punxsutawney, the Pennsylvania town that is home to one of the most famous weather-predicting groundhogs, Punxsutawney Phil, has been carrying on the tradition of Groundhog Day since the 1800s, according to The Punxsutawney Groundhog Club.

Ever since the tradition began in 1887, Phil (and his ancestors) saw their shadows 99 times, while predicting an early spring only 16 times. There was no record for nine of the years.

Other groundhogs like New York’s “Staten Island Chuck,” and Atlanta’s “General Beauregard Lee” are also expected to make a prediction

Finding Bigfoot – Fucking Losers

Posted by woodylong79 on December 18, 2012

(Get a real fucking job, losers!)

Matt Moneymaker – Can we say “40 year-old virgin”? It’s the same with him every time. They hear a noise and its “Big Foot”. Give me a fucking break. Why can’t they ever catch it on film then?

James “Bobo” Fay – All I’m going to say about this loser is this, he should have been aborted at birth.

Cliff Barackman – Typical nerd. Not as bad as the top two but still a fucking loser. Must be nice to get paid to track something that doesn’t exist.

Ranae Holland – Besides looking like my brother, she is the most reasonable of the group. She is actually decent to listen to since not every noise, hair or footprint found is automatically Bigfoot’s.