Monthly Archives: August 2013

Kasie Rogers – what a loser

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A few weeks back I took out a girl named Kasie (or Casey). I am not sure the correct spelling. She is one of those odd nerds that role plays (and not in a fun sexual way, like a total loser way). I met her from work. I made a few mistakes in taking her out. First off, I worked with her. Second, she was 11 years younger than me. Thirdly, she was hung on an ex and still wore a ring he had given her. The girl also seemed to be bi-polar which you will understand shortly.

I had known Kasie for a few months. We talked and always got along. Anyways, one day she added me on Facebook. After talking, she gave me her number. We started talking and one thing led to another. She told me I was cute. I told her she was pretty. And all that other corny bs. I asked her out to dinner. She said yes.

So, we had our first date. It went good in my eyes. She even bragged about it on Facebook. The next day she met me after work. That went well. We watched a movie and kissed for the first time. I asked her straight up if she wanted to date and minded my age since I was 11 years older. She said she wanted something serious, told me the typical sob story of how men used her and that she prefered older men.

Our third date was at my place. My roommate cooked for us. We cuddled and watched a movie and all was grand. She even told me she cried to her roommate afterwards because of how I made her feel. I felt good about that. I liked her and wanted her to be happy. She seemed like a good girl and I like being a gentleman. I liked knowing I made her feel wanted. It was a great feeling to have.

The fourth date was me coming to her place and her cooking for me. Man could that girl cook! The food was great. We cuddled and kissed and kissed…. Not saying more about that. It was a perfect date. That was the best I had felt in a long time. She almost cried again when I told her sweet things. I left her place that night feeling like a million dollars.

Date five was dinner at one of her favorite places. We went back to her place. We played pool and watched a movie. We then met up with friends. Overall that went well. When I took her home she seemed sick, which she was. Before leaving she told me to text her so she knew I was home safe. I did. She didn’t answer. Next morning no answer. I texted her again and then went fishing.

Around 2pm or so, she finally texted me. She had been in the hospital. The texts were sweet. She said she missed me and that I am good to her. Later that day I had plans to see my roommate. On the way to meet him she sent me a long text. I read maybe the first three sentences or so. She basically said she didn’t want to go on dates anymore.

Now, here is where this bitch goes bi-polar. We had talked about this. She told me straight up she was looking to date. I wasn’t even mad. All I sad back originally was, “Figured you do this. Thanks for wasting my time.” Which the loser did. I was out having fun. She kept sending me these long ass texts. I don’t care. Go draw dumb pictures. Hangout with men that beat you. I don’t care.

Finally, I turned off my phone. When I got home I got more texts from her. She threatened to make this a work related issue. Not sure why. None of this was work related. Anyways, her plan backfired. I still work there. She is long gone – thank God!!!!!!!!!!! The girl has fucking mental issues. I never talk about work online. I will pay anyone $1,000 if you can find the name of my job on my Facebook or Twitter. You won’t and can’t!

I still laugh about her. One day she was on Twitter claiming I was making her heart explode. The next she was trying to get me fired from work. One day we were making out, the next I was a horrible guy. One day she was sweet in front of my friends. The next I am a horrible, mean guy that treats women like shit. In truth, I treated her like a queen. She was the nut-case.

She made me understand things. I see why her ex cheated and beat her. After seeing her true colors, I am happy it was only five dates and not months of my life wasted. I highly doubt her ex did those things. After seeing her lie and slander me, her ex was more than likely, a decent dude. Kasie was the issue. I would almost bet money on it.

Being of Irish descent, I call this luck. This girl clearly has mental issues. Hopefully she has fun at her loser drawing shows or whatever it is she does. I hope she becomes friends with the stick her one loser roommate talked to. That’s correct, one of her friends had a stick that he talks to. Another roommate had a beer gut and thought he was God’s gift to women – if they were from the South End of Louisville with three kids by three different men. Another roommate was her friend Angela. A nerdy black girl who tried too hard to be “white”.

I consider myself lucky. The girl is a basket case. I would rather be single than date someone with clear mental issues. Call me normal, but I have never been friends with someone who has a stick for a friend. Yup, the girl is a fucking loser!

Fake bimbo

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So I met a bimbo named Lisa. We were supposed to go out Wednesday.  She canceled claiming her sister was in a wreck. She asked what she could do to make it up. I asked her to go out Friday.

 

Guess what? She agreed and ditched me again. Why do fake whores always contact me and waste my time? Don’t these losers have better hobbies? Not like she is even hot.

 

Anyways, she is 31 with a kid. I now see why her ex left her. Oh well. Another dumb loser. She probably has herpes.

 

 

 

Shark attacks on the rise!

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Some experts say humans could be to blame for shark attacks because they have polluted the waters, overfished and taken away the food that sharks normally eat.Man Wrestles Shark Ashore, Then Releases ItTo test the theory, a team of experts from Discovery Channel’s “Shark Week” series show “Sharkpocalypse” took to the waters of the Bahamas with ABC News in search of the frightening creatures.During an excursion into the Atlantic Ocean near Nassau, the researchers’ boat was immediately surrounded by Caribbean reef sharks. Though normally shy around divers, the sharks have been known to get aggressive in the presence of food. As of 2008, there had been 27 reported Caribbean reef shark attacks on humans.

Another time, the “Sharkpocalypse” team tested the palate of a tiger shark with a buffet that included fish, pork, beef links, turkey and even a watermelon. A 14-foot tiger shark went straight for the barracuda, a fish typical of its diet. Next it went for the pig and then the turkey.The day’s lesson: Disrupt the shark’s environment — take away their fish — and they’ll feed on the next best thing. In another experiment, the researchers baited the sharks into a feeding frenzy and then sprayed a repellent that made them scatter in seconds.Sharks are some of the most feared predators on the planet.Last year, there were 53 attacks in the U.S. alone, and worldwide there were 80 unprovoked attacks, up from 78 the year before, according to the International Shark Attack File at the Florida Museum of Natural History.This year, in the U.S. alone there have already been 18 — with two occurring last week in Hawaii.Sam Champion Meets Sharks Eye-to-Eye With ‘Shark Week’ TeamPaul de Gelder, a highly trained diver, was in the waters off the coast of Garden Island, Australia, when a 10-foot bull shark shredded his arm and leg in 2009.“I can see the lip pulled back, I could see the gums and I could see these teeth all across my leg and over my wrist,” he told the Discovery Channel‘s “I Escaped Jaws.” “I hit him once and that did nothing. …

That’s when the pain really kicked in. … All I could do is flop around in the water while this monster was shaking me.

”http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/technology/2013/08/shark-week-researchers-dissect-rise-of-attacks-on-humans/