Category Archives: TV

Here Comes Honey Boo Boo

Posted by bourbonhound on

I believe this is the worst show in the history of television. When did being overweight pieces of white trash become cool? Apparently I missed the memo when purposely living off of welfare is considered cool. The people on this show should all be sterilize. I am all for dangerous medical experiments being conducted on this family.

This is the “triple chins” of TV. She has four kids by four different men and lives off of welfare. A heart attack is needed ASAP.

This kid wants to be a model? Don’t you have to be good looking to become a model?

Six people seen above –

Total IQ – 210

Total Weight – 1598 pounds

Total Jobs – 0

People living off of welfare – 6

Smartest person in the picture – The pig

 

 

Victoria’s Secret – their ads vs reality

Posted by woodylong79 on

When you watch TV, this is the babe you see in Victoria’s Secret lingerie.

However, when you enter a Victoria’s Secret store, this is the type of girl you see in there shopping.

She is the girl you see in their ads.

Yet this is the girl you see in public wearing short skirts showing off her panties.

You would like to see her naked, but seeing her in Victoria’s Secret clothes would work.

Sadly, you have a better chance seeing her naked than the hot chick.

American Pickers are gay

Posted by woodylong79 on

Story found here

HOLLYWOOD-Mike Wolfe and Frank Fritz, stars of the History Channel’s American Pickers television show, have raised eyebrows in the past with their a-little-too-close relationship and outright disdain for stunning co-star Danielle Colby Cushman. On Monday, the pair “came out of the closet,” in the hopes that fans would understand their choice of sexuality.

Mostly, the Pickers have not been disappointed. Fans have started a campaign on Twitter under the hashtag #SupportPickers, and many members of the LBGQT activist movement have issued statements of support.

Cushman, who is often taunted and belittled by the Pickers despite her staggering beauty and quick wit, said “I knew it all along, but never said anything because of their miserably fragile egos. I guess they’re stronger than I thought!”

Fritz, the submissive “bear” and megapowerbottom of the couple, has mostly “retreated into his oil can collection,” as rumors of a negative and unsupportive family have spread widely across the Internet. Wolfe, however, seems upbeat and optimistic, just like he always does on TV. Wolfe said, “We’re going to keep on picking, but if you hear a little more lisp when we’re trying to haggle with gays, you’ll know that we aren’t actually just pandering for better prices.”