Punxsutawney Phil doesn’t see shadow – who cares?

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An early spring is on the way, according to groundhog “Punxsutawney Phil.”

When the Pennsylvania groundhog emerged from his dwelling at Gobbler’s Knob Saturday morning, he did not see his shadow.

“And so ye faithful, there is no shadow to see, an early Spring for you and me,” proclaimed Bob Roberts, one of Phil’s handlers.

According to folklore, if a groundhog emerges from its burrow and see its shadow, then six more weeks of winter weather is on the way.

But if it comes out and sees no shadow, spring is expected to come early.

Punxsutawney, the Pennsylvania town that is home to one of the most famous weather-predicting groundhogs, Punxsutawney Phil, has been carrying on the tradition of Groundhog Day since the 1800s, according to The Punxsutawney Groundhog Club.

Ever since the tradition began in 1887, Phil (and his ancestors) saw their shadows 99 times, while predicting an early spring only 16 times. There was no record for nine of the years.

Other groundhogs like New York’s “Staten Island Chuck,” and Atlanta’s “General Beauregard Lee” are also expected to make a prediction

My top ten favorite horror movies of all-time

Since Halloween is this month, I decided to finally post something about it. Horror movies these days play such a major role in Halloween culture. Turn on your TV and you can find some type of horror movie marathon. Below are my top ten horror movies of all-time. Nothing on my list (besides one flick) came before 1970. So for all you hardcore horror movie nerds, take it easy on me. You will also be shocked by the lack of werewolf and vampire movies – I hate them all.

10 – The Leprechaun

Not scary at all. The movie however, is fun. They took a character these days best known for drunkenness and made this little bastard mean as hell. Don’t forget how sexy Jennifer Aniston looks in those daisy dukes.

9 – The Night of the Living Dead (original)

This movie influenced the way we see zombies today. Instead of brain-dead boring creatures, George Romero transformed them into brain-dead creatures with a craving for human flesh.

8 – The Ring

I’m always ten years behind in seeing things. I have yet to see the Japanese’s original “Ringo”. The Ring was cool. This movie was scary, tons of suspense and very unpredictable. A few days after seeing the Ring, I can recall walking through a long hallway at work one night and passing a TV that was nothing but static – I won’t lie; my heartbeat probably beated 10% more.

7 – Christine

I love how Stephen King can take something so easy and make it scary. We all know an “Artie”, the man that loves his car. Lucky for us, their cars aren’t jealous bitches that run over everybody they dislike.

6 – Dawn of the Dead (original)

How can you make the Night of the Living Dead better? Simple, add 80% more zombies, 100% more blood and instead of the humans kicking ass, have the zombies defeating mankind.

5 – The Texas Chainsaw Mascare  (original)

I love how the movie was shot like a documentary. In horror movies today, that’s very common. Back then that was original and still a very new style in movie making. The movie is crazy, very violent and nasty. As a kid I was terrified, very terrified of this movie.

4 – Gremlins

A father buys his son a cute little “pet”. He’s so nice and cuddly. Everyone loves him. Then he multiplies into more cute little creatures. These however, aren’t so sweet. They become evil creatures that attack humans with no remorse. This made kids across the world never want a puppy or kitten again in fear it would transfer into something mean.

3 – Nightmare on Elm Street

We all sleep. So what happens when a crazed serial killer haunts your dreams? Simple, you don’t wake up. Instead, you die. This movie caused children like me, to lose hours of sleep. Too bad the mass majority of sequels sucked when compared to this classic.

2 – Maximum Overdrive

The movie was a complete box office flop. Even Stephen King made the joke that the movie was so bad that at least he is credited for making a “cult classic”. Arcade games, lawnmowers and semi-trucks all kill people in this movie. Best scene is when a steamroller runs over a kid. That is beyond awesome. As video game and movie critic James Rolfe pointed out, the all AC/DC soundtrack makes the shitty movie great.

1  – Dawn of the Dead (remake)

Horror movie nerds across the globe will roll their eyes at this pick. I love this movie. The zombies are fast and meaner than ever. The first attack scene when that kid girl zombie rips a chunk out of his neck is classic. I even love how it ends. There is no sign of a happy ending. Instead, we see the remaining survivors running out of food, fuel and ammo. They are then attacked by a herd of zombies. When you watch a horror movie, who gives a shit about a happy ending? I sure don’t!

 

 

 

 

Chuck Norris – the facts

1. Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
2. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
3. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
5. Chuck Norris defines love as the reluctance to murder. If you’re still alive, it’s because Chuck Norris loves you.
6. Chuck Norris isn’t hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
7. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can’t see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
8. Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.
9. There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.
10. Chuck Norris can win a game of Monopoly without owning any property.
11. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

Irish History #2 – Hawk of Achill

Taken from here

The Hawk of Achill is an ancient bird of Ireland that is said to be one of the oldest creatures of this world. Some say it has lived for over 5,000 years. The Hawk of Achill has the property to live a long time and remember everything over the course of history. It was more skilled and stronger than any other bird. It could be heard in the distance with a mighty scream calling for another creature to challenge it in a fight. The Hawk of Achill was also a messenger between various realms. It is said that the bird flies high so it can see the bigger picture in things. On a journey the Hawk may cry out to warn of near danger and call out for you to take courage and rise above your problems.

The Hawk if Achill also features in a 14th play called The Colloquy between Fintan and the Hawk of Achill. In this play a hero named Fintan is n a quest for knowledge and stumbles upon the Hawk of Achill. They exchange stories of their adventures in their quest for knowledge.

The Hawk of Achill is found on the label of the bottles of Jameson’s Irish Whisky where the illustration depicts the tale of the bird.

Morgan Freeman dead?

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The story that Freeman had died follows similar rumors “killing off” Bill Nye, Rihanna, Bill Cosby, Reese Witherspoon, Brad Pitt, Taylor Swift, Adele and dozens of other celebrities.

This isn’t even the first time Freeman has been thought (by some) to be dead. In 2010, one Twitter user reported that CNN declared Freeman dead, an event that never took place, according to Popeater.com. That rumor, like this one two years later, spread so quickly at least in part because of the lack of fact-checking users have on social media sites. Emotion simply takes over their mind.

In another hoax related to the actor, a Morgan Freeman impersonator recently read the highly sexual book, “50 Shades of Grey” in the actor’s signature, distinguished voice. You can watch that here, although the dialogue is highly NSFW

Irish History – Leprechauns

http://www.yourirish.com/folklore/the-leprechauns/

You may end up being the luckiest person alive if you ever manage to catch a Leprechaun but there again it could bring more than enough trouble for what its worth.

A Leprechaun is a smart, devious little thing and who’ll do anything to escape capture even if it means turning you into a frog.  They are the exception in the Faerie realm as they are the only Faerie that has a trade other than cattle trading. They are shoe-makers.

Who Are The Leprechauns of Ireland?

As part of Irish mythology and folklore the Leprechauns are part of our faerie folk, called by some as the “wee folk”. As a cousin of the clurichaun they are known to inhabited Ireland well before the arrival of the Celts.

Small enough for one to sit comfortable on your shoulder they are very smartly dressed in small suites with waist coats, hats and buckled shoes.

As mischievous and intelligent folk they are general harmless to the general population in Ireland, although they are known to play the odd trick on farmers and local population of villages and towns.

It is said that every Leprechaun has a pot of gold, hidden deep in the Irish countryside. To protect the leprechaun’s pot of gold the Irish fairies gave them magical powers to use if ever captured by a human or an animal. Such magic an Irish leprechaun would perform to escape capture would be to grant three wishes or to vanish into thin air!

Leprechauns are also very keen musicians who play tin whistles, the fiddle and even the Irish Harp and various other Irish traditional instruments. They are known to have wild music sessions at night which in Ireland are known as Ceili’s with hundreds of Irish leprechauns gathering to dance, sing and drink.

The leprechaun is fond of drinking Poteen, moonshine, but must not be mistaken by their Irish cousins the cluricauns who are drunken creatures who love to cause chaos around Ireland at night time, a headache for us humans.

William Butler Yeats once said,

because of their love of dancing they (the Fae) will constantly need shoes

He goes on to tell the story of a woman who had been spirited away by the Faeries and had been returned seven years later minus her toes. She had danced them off!!!

The famous 1959 movie Darby O’Gill and the little people show us a great example of who the Leprechauns are and how we vision them. We’ve found a great clip of this movie that you can watch below, click on the play button to start watching.

Catching a Leprechaun

Its no easy task to catch a leprechaun as they remain very well hidden from us humans. We’ve publish a quick guide on how to catch a leprechaun, worth reading if you ever have the chance to come to Ireland.

Why do us men like…………..?

Booty – Most men love a woman with a nice ass, but why? They shit from there. What is sexy about that?

Penis pills – Billions of penis pills are sold yearly. If a company could invent a pill that could make your penis grow, would they be charging $19.99 a box or giving away free samples? They would be charging $695.99 per box!

Dear, Penthouse Letters – Come on, you know 98% of these letters are myths and lies. Really, Bob from Ohio walked in on three hot cheerleaders having lesbian sex and they all took turns on him? That so happen to me also, expect it was four and not three cheerleaders.

Lingerie – We men are willing to pay $30 and up for some dental floss. Yet we buy the cheapest beer because we’re cheapskates.

 

St. Patrick’s Day – I’m ready for it!

St. Patrick’s Day is one of my favorite, if not favorite holidays. I am a proud Irish-American. I’ve been lucky enough to visit Ireland. Ireland is a beautiful country. The people there are kind, funny and good hearted. Pretty redheads there are a dime-a-dozen. If you ever have the chance to visit Ireland, do so. You won’t regret it.

(there were no snakes in Ireland)

Did St. Patrick really drive all the snakes out of Ireland? Of course not, there was never snakes in Ireland to begin with. That story is myth much like the stories of Leprechauns.

I’m not Catholic so I don’t celebrate St. Patrick’s day the way they do (besides the heavy drinking). I celebrate it because I am proud of my Irish-Heritage. Most Americans could care less who they are or where they came from. Not me, I am proud of my DNA. I am proud that I was born of Irish descent instead of Dutch, English or German descent. I’m not bad mouthing these groups of people. They get too much credit in history while Irish-Americans (Irish people in Ireland) are portrayed as drunks, lazy and stupid. Of course none of that is true

The sign seen above were very real in American history. Even Newspaper ads for jobs would say this. In many states Irish-Americans were the lowest of lowest normally grouped together with African-Americans and American Indians.

Above is Galway, Ireland. A lot of my forefathers settled this area during the late 1100’s – early 1200’s. Many people with my last name (the original spelling) still live there to this day. Galway is on the west coast of Ireland and is known as the music capital of Ireland.

Above is my family’s Crest. This site here, http://www.houseofnames.com/burks-family-crest

has great info about any last name. Here is what it says about my last name. So you know, the originally spelling of my name in English is normally “Burke” or “Burkes”.

Burke is an Irish surname of Anglo-Norman origin.  The root in Ireland is the Old French de Burca meaning “fortified hill,” which had given rise to the Anglo-Norman family name de Burgh (from the place-name Burgh in Suffolk). The two main spellings are Burke and Bourke (pronounced Burke).  Burke outnumbers Bourke by about four to one in Ireland.

Select Burke Resources on The Internet

Select Burke AncestryIreland.  The first de Burgh to come to Ireland was William de Burgh, a Norman knight who had come with Strongbow, succeeded him as Governor and settled in Ireland in 1185.
“He consolidated his social position by marrying a daughter of the King of Thomond.  He set out to conquer Connacht and, after much massacre and pillaging, he overcame the reigning O’Connors. According to the annals ‘he died of a singular disease too horrible to write down.'”
The later Anglo-Irish de Burghs, the Earls of Ulster, Lords of Connaught, and Earls of Clanicarde, descended from this William.   Jim Burke’s 2005 book A History of de Burgh, de Burca, Burke of Ireland covers this lineage.The Burke civil wars of the 1330’s saw fighting between these various de Burgh descendants which resulted in the loss of almost all the Burke lands in Ulster and the formation of three distinct Burke septs – the Burkes in Limerick (clan William), the Burkes in Mayo (McWilliam), and the Burkes in Galway(Clanricarde).The family genealogy was first traced in a late 16th century illuminated Gaelic manuscript, The Book of the Burkes, undertaken by the McWilliam Bourkes of Mayo.  Tiobold na Long Bourke (Theobald of the Ships), the clan chief at this time, successfully made the transition from a Gaelic Ireland to an English-dominated Ireland.  The Galway Burkes meanwhile had already adopted the Protestant faith and become the Earls of Clanricarde.

Many Burkes did well in this Anglo-Irish world, including:

  • Edmund Burke, the Dublin-born politician and orator who articulated the conservative political position at the time of the French Revolution.
  • His cousin, Sir Richard Bourke, who was appointed Governor of New South Wales in 1831.
  • John Burke, who began Burke’s Peerage, a classification of the English aristocracy, in 1826.  This work was carried on by his son Sir Bernard and by his grandsons Ashworth and Sir Henry.  They, like Edmund Burke the orator, came from the Limerick Burkes.
  • Sir Thomas Burke, the Galway baronet best known for his love of horse racing.   He was described in his time as “a genial handsome man, exceedingly popular with the country people, but by no means as prudent and business-like as his father.”
  • and Richard Bourke of Mayo, who was appointed Viceroy of India in 1869 but was assassinated there during his period of office.
The Burke/Bourke names today are most common in north Munster and Connacht.England and Scotland.  The name has been most commonly found in the inner city urban areas of Manchester, Liverpool and Glasgow where thousands of Irish people had emigrated in search of a better life.The surname Burke inspired a sinister verb “burking.”  It came from the Irish criminal William Burke who migrated to Scotland and committed a gruesome series of murders in Edinburgh in the early 1800’s.   Burke had set up in business selling the bodies of people he had suffocated for medical experimentation.

America.  Thomas Burke, born in Galway, came to America in 1764 and initially settled in Virginia where he practiced medicine.  He was an early supporter of the American Revolution and became Governor of North Carolina in 1781.  Burke county in North Carolina was named after him.  An earlier arrival from Limerick in the 1720’s was James Burk, one of the first explorers of SW Virginia.  He too ended up in North Carolina.

Aedanus Burke from Galway came later to Virgina and was the first Senator to represent South Carolina at Congress.  A man at cross-purposes with himself, he believed both in slavery and in democracy.  He was described in the Dictionary of American Biography as “an irascible man leavened with Irish wit.”

John Daly Burke had escaped to America as a political refugee in 1796.  In Boston he struggled unsuccessfully with newspaper publishing.  Success came when he found a dramatic formula which suited the nationalism of his time by writing a play with a battle scene depicting Bunker Hill.  The play had long runs in Boston and New York.  He was killed in a duel by a Frenchman with whom he had quarrelled.

Australia.  Richard Bourke, a cousin of Edmund Burke’s, was Governor of New South Wales from 1831 to 1837.  Bourke Street in Melbourne was named after him, as was the Australian variety of Bourke’s parrot.

Robert Burke from Galway came out to Australia in 1853.  Seven years later he was appointed as leader of the ill-fated Burke and Wills expedition, the first to cross Australia from south to north.  Many of his party died during their journey, including Burke himself in June 1861.

Even here in Kentucky, my last name is famous for Bourbon. You like Makers Mark? If so here’s something cool about my Irish roots –

(the Historic “Burks Distillery” now owned by Makers Mark)

The oldest Kentucky distillery site still in use, Burk’s origins extend back to 1805. Representing the growth of distilling as a major industry in Kentucky after the Pinckney Treaty (1795) gave U.S. citizens the right to unhampered passage down the Mississippi to New Orleans, it also marks the development of bourbon into a distinctive liquor marketed worldwide.

Listen, you don’t have to be Irish to have fun on St. Patrick’s day. Like they told me in Ireland, “we want everyone to feel like they’re Irish when they visit here.” We are all a little “Irish” on St. Patrick’s Day. Drink up and of course, be safe!