http://apps.courts.ky.gov/courtrecords/Results.aspx
Type her name in. Not shocking. She’s a repeat criminal.
Category Archives: Court
Aaron Cross Louisville, KY – coward should be hung
Coward ass punk.
Elizabeth M. Hanes – court date for CONTEMPT
You can search the data here.
Can we just lock this criminal up? How many chances does this worthless bitch get?
Worst People on Earth
It’s one thing to smoke weed, which should be legal. Crack, acid and heroin? You should try suicide instead.
4. Wife Beaters
If you beat women, you should be thrown into rush traffic on the expressway.
3. Deadbeat parents
If you can make kids, support them.
2. Rapists
Only losers rape. Get pussy the right way – by earning it!
1. Child Molesters
Lynch mobs are needed.
People always threaten to sue us – LMAO
The website is satire. We make this very clear. Nothing we say is to be taken serious. In America, we have freedom of speech. We are allowed to poke fun at people. Take SNL for instance. Weekly they make fun of our politicians. Do you seem them getting sued? Of course not. They use a style of comedy known as “satire”. That’s what we do here.
From day one we’ve had our haters. Take Liz Hanes, a repeat criminal for example. She has threatened this website a few times. We’ve won every battle against her. You know why? Two simple reasons. First, everything we said about her was true. Second, we used freedom of speech. We are allowed to call her ugly and stupid. That is not slander. That is a matter of opinion. We have the right to think and say that. Slander is something along of the lines of calling her something she’s not, say like a child molester. That would be slander. Calling her ugly is perfectly ok.
Recently two white hip hop wanna be’s threatened us. They claimed we slandered them. Not at all. We just made fun of how dumb they looked and how hard they were trying to be “ghetto” and “gangster”. Their threat came and went – like so many before. Our site is still here!
Last week, some loser Bourbon took out on a few dates threatened us. She said we slandered her. Not at all. We didn’t even post the correct spelling of her name. No last name was given. Like the loser she is, she threatened us with a “lawsuit”. There’s only one thing we have to say about that. Join the fucking line of losers who threatens to sue us! Wait your turn!
Free speech is great. America is great. Hate all you want. Our site is alive and well. We have no plans on giving up. We could care less if you like this site. Liz, you’re a spider-vein loser. Scotty, you look like Pee-Wee Herman with aids. Matt, you look like Kid Rock on meth. Casey, you have more craters on your face than the moon. Now, sue that, bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Elizabeth M. Hanes – repeat criminal walks again
(thank God her mouth isn’t open – rotted and missing teeth!)
Once again our horrible court system has failed. A repeat criminal once again has walked. Great job Jefferson County, Kentucky courts of failing the people of the Commonwealth. A repeat drug addict, drunk and thief walked away once again from numerous crimes. As a taxpayer this pisses me off. This bitch should have been behind bars.
I’ve already talked about this bitch on this site. I won’t waste my time again talking about her crimes over and over. You can read the back stories here and here. You can also see how her work was looked into for prescription fraud also – here. I am just pissed that a worthless person can commit numerous crimes and nothing happens. Could a black kid caught with some crack get away with this? More than likely, no.
Since the court system has failed us, I will sum of Elizabeth “Liz” Hanes for you. She is a pathological liar, thief, drunk, drug addict, user, snitch, bitch and loser. Anyone that abuses heroin is a moron. Her rotted teeth make me wanna puke. The nasty spider veins on her legs due to heroin needles could kill anyone’s boner. She is beyond worthless. A pile of dog shit is better than her.
I could care less if this sounds harsh. The loser has no respect for the law, other people or the well-being of others. The website www.buycrimes.com shows the fact she has no issue in breaking the law over and over. Look at the charges there. They are all drug related charges. If she has been caught twice, no telling how many times she hasn’t. She needs jail time. End of debate.
Think about this. Could you and I get pulled over twice with drugs and avoid jail time? Could we wreck three cars in the past five years, twice (more than likely all three times) while drunk and avoid jail time? Could we hide heroin from the cops and avoid jail time? Of course not. A judge would have thrown the books at us. Elizabeth M. Hanes has walked away from all the crimes named above along with a DUI and fleeing the scene of a crime. Tell me why this cunt is not in jail?
I could say more, but why bother? Our court system is a mess. The rich can do whatever. White snitches can walk. The poor and minority races suffer. That is the American way. Ask Liz Hanes. She has committed numerous crimes with no punishment. Ask a 16 year-old black youth who got 25 for a gram of crack. That is the (UN) American way – injustice.
Loser steals from Girl Scouts – kinda funny lol
A boy riding on a skateboard snatched more than $550 from a Girl Scout troop Sunday as he rolled by their cookie stand at a San Bernardino County, Calif., grocery store.
After a full day of selling cookies outside of a Stater Brothers store in Phelan, the scouts began breaking down their selling stand, police said.
They were nearly done with the task when the teen, who had lingered near the girls’ stand, reached out and grabbed their money bag, which contained $552, San Bernardino County Sheriff’s Cpl. Randy Naquin said.
Read more at NBCLosAngeles.com
One of the girls ran after the thief, but fell down while running and sustained minor scrapes.
The Girl Scouts told sheriff’s investigators that they do not know the boy who stole their money, Naquin said.
The boy (seen in surveillance video above) was described by Naquin as a white juvenile, wearing a blue beanie and blue-and-grey striped shirt.
Nobody made 2013 MLB Hall of Fame
NEW YORK (AP)
Nobody was happier about the Hall of Fame shutout than the Hall of Famers themselves.
Goose Gossage, Al Kaline, Dennis Eckersley and others are in no rush to open the door to Cooperstown for anyone linked to steroids.
Barry Bonds, Roger Clemens, Sammy Sosa: Keep `em all out of our club.
”If they let these guys in ever – at any point – it’s a big black eye for the Hall and for baseball,” Gossage said in a phone interview with The Associated Press. ”It’s like telling our kids you can cheat, you can do whatever you want, and it’s not going to matter.”
For only the second time in 42 years, baseball writers failed to elect anyone to the Hall of Fame on Wednesday, sending a firm signal that stars of the Steroids Era will be held to a different standard.
All the awards and accomplishments collected over storied careers by Bonds, Clemens and Sosa – all eligible for the first time – could not offset suspicions those exploits were artificially boosted by performance-enhancing drugs.
”I’m kind of glad that nobody got in this year,” Kaline said. ”I feel honored to be in the Hall of Fame. And I would’ve felt a little uneasy sitting up there on the stage, listening to some of these new guys talk about how great they were.”
Gossage went even further.
Sidenote – Craig Biggio should have went in. He was a clean-cut player known for his charity work in the community.
Time to buy more guns and shells
I am so sick of the gun debate. Guns don’t kill people. Criminals kill people. Thousands of people are killed yearly by drunk drivers. Do we ban beer, bourbon and whiskey? Of course we don’t. Hundreds of people yearly are killed by deer while driving. Have we banned deer from this nation? Hundreds of people yearly are killed by tornadoes. Do we not allow people to live in Kansas, Texas and Nebraska which is in the heart of tornado alley? Of course we don’t.
When people bitch and moan about guns, I have a simple concept, I buy more guns and ammunition. I never preach to people about owning guns. Most gun owners could care less if you own one or not. Why is it then that anti-gun people love to preach to me, my dad and my boss why we shouldn’t have a gun? Just because you don’t want to defend yourself, your loved ones or home don’t tell me I can’t. Below is my list dedicated toward guns.
That’s right kids, guns are cool. If you have a gun, hot chicks like this will want you. Guns are great. Police use them to stop bad people. People use them to hunt and feed their families. Our armed-forces use them to free those who are oppressed. People like me use them to defend my property, defend myself if I’m ever attacked by someone with a weapon or defend someone I care about. Guns are so cool, Clint Eastwood has used them in the mass majority of his movies.
Guns – I love them
A bunch of morons in LA gave up their guns for cash. Around the USA we see this from time to time. A city/county will have a “Cash for Gun” day. They use propaganda to convince law-abiding citizens to give up their legally bought weapons. Sadly, most of these “Cash for Gun” days are successful. Guns do not murder people. Stupid losers murder people.
I have come to realize that most anti-gun people know nothing at all about guns. They have never seen one up close, have no clue on how to load or fire one and couldn’t tell you the difference between a .38 special or a SKS. All of a sudden however, they become experts on guns and gun laws. I actually got in a debate with my friend Emily this past Sunday. Like most anti-gun people, she said things that were beyond inaccurate about guns and knew nothing about guns. Those are very common traits among anti-gun people.
Most school shootings are done by kids that are underage. This means that the weapons they carry are bought illegally or have been stolen. How often have legal gun owners walked into a school and shot it up? Look at Sandy Hook which just happened. The punk was carrying two handguns. He was only 20 which means he was carrying the guns illegally. The other gun was not his which meant it was stolen. Not shocking that a criminal was breaking the law. His mother, who did own the guns legally, was not the crazy gunman. Shocking that a law-abiding citizen was not the killer.
My friend Emily, like most anti-gun people stated that only law enforcement officials should be allowed to carry guns. That is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard about guns. My uncle George is retired from the US Army. He was a Green Beret (specials forces). Are you telling me that my uncle George has no right to carry a gun and defend himself, his family and his home? My uncle George, like all vets, has proven his loyalty and love for this nation. They have earned every right known to man and then some. How dare anyone insult a vet by telling them they can’t own weapons.
My dad is almost 80. He has owned guns since age 5 or 6. When my dad was in better health, he hunted. You know how many banks my dad robbed, women he raped at gunpoint, people he’s taken hostage, schools he shot up, cars he hijacked or people he’s murdered? The number is less than one. That’s correct. My dad has never committed a crime with a gun. You know why? He’s not a criminal. He’s not crazy. He’s a law-abiding citizen. Also, my dad is a vet. I think my dad has more than earned his right to carry any type of gun he wants. Who is Emily, some stupid congressman or loser to tell my dad he has no right to carry a gun?
I am 31. I grew up around shotguns and rifles. By the time I was 5 or 6, my dad would allow me to help clean his guns. I learned at an early age that guns were not bad. I learned that guns protect people and are used for hunting (food in our case). I own a few myself. I carry a handgun for self-defense. I have never fired the gun in public. Hopefully I will never have to fire the gun. However, if someone tries to car-jack me, attacks me or breaks in my home, I will fire without a second thought. You know how many crimes I’ve committed with my guns? None. Shocking that between me and my dad, not one crime has been committed with our firearms. Yet only law enforcement should own guns.
Gun laws do not stop crime. The US has passed more and more gun laws since the Clinton days. Has crime went down? Of course not. England has some of the strictest gun laws on earth and yet, their crime has increased heavily in the past decade. Switzerland has probably the most laid back laws when it comes to guns and yet, they are one of the most crime free nations on earth. So, more gun laws in the US equals more crime. More gun laws in England equals more crime. Less gun laws in Switzerland equals less crime. Man, those anti-gun people sure know facts when dealing with guns, lol.
Laws are a good thing. I respect most current gun laws. More laws will not stop crime, ask England. Taking away guns will not stop crime. Ask the state of Illinois. If law-abiding citizens can’t own firearms, who will have guns other than law enforcement? Simple, criminals. If I can’t own a firearm, how do I protect myself from a criminal? I rest my case. There is no need for a debate. Anti-gun people know nothing about guns and they should keep their mouths shut when dealing with guns and gun laws. If you went to a dentist, would you allow him to perform open-heart surgery on you? He’s a doctor just like the surgeon is. I’m guessing not. Here’s my point – why do anti-gun people who know nothing about guns all of a sudden become experts on guns? My point exactly.
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