Penis Pills : So many choices, so little time

Daily I see ads for adding inches to my penis. Most products claim 3-4; some up to 5 or 6. What would I do with a 16-18 inch penis? Anyways, what products are the best, if any?

Only $31.99? Where the hell is the free month supply?

Hey, these are “top rated”. Guess these are the pills that add 3-6 inches!

Not only are they penis pills, they are a dietary supplement! (read the bottom right hand corner)

What? They even make chewing gum that makes the penis grows! Hell, young boys can start young.

Louisville Metro Police put loser Occupy Protesters in their place!

Our cops take a lot of heat. Give them props for putting these jobless losers in their place. Occupy Protesters were clearly harassing customers and employees of Chase Bank in the Highlands. These losers then disobeyed the law and got a beat down!

Full story here

An 11-minute video, shot by protesters, shows much of the confrontation, including protesters standing in the doorway; a protester holding the door open as a police officer and a bank security guard try to shut it; and a protester standing in front of the door as a police officer tried to open it.

In one of the confrontations caught on tape, a police officer appears to kick toward the camera. A protester, later identified as Donald J. Baum, then picked up the officer by the waist and spun him around. Baum, who was charged with assault on a police officer, was freed Monday on $125 bail.

Louisville Metro Assistant Police Chief Kenton Buckner said during an afternoon press conference Monday that police are reviewing tapes of Saturday’s clash, but they think the officers’ response was appropriate.

Meet Donald J. Baum, a jobless loser that harasses people that do work.

Meet the Protesters – five losers. I’m sad that the Police didn’t shoot these losers to be quite honest.

Good job Louisville Metro Police! At least my tax dollars went to a good cause. I’m sick of feeding these jobless Occupy Protesters!

People we all know

The White kid that thinks he’s ghetto – He grew up in an all white area better than most of could have ever dreamed of. After listening to one too many rap songs, he decided he was “gangster” and hard. Of course if he had to live in all black neighborhood he would piss his pants daily and beg his mom to let him move back home.

The Black man that blames whitey for everything – In truth, white people probably have treated him better than most of his fellow African-Americans. The only racism he knows is the racism he read about in history books or saw on TV.

The guy that thinks he’s funny – He tells jokes that nobody laughs at. He likes to make fart noises even though he’s 27 and that stopped being funny at age 15. Yet he has no clue that he’s not funny because in his mind he’s the next Steve Martin.

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The fat guy that thinks he’s sexy – 10-15 years when he was in shape, he was average at best. Now 75 pounds overweight, he thinks he’s a pimp that the ladies dig.

Famous women I love

She’s no model, but I find Michelle Beadle to look like the “girl next door”. She is every sports nerd’s dream – a cute chick that knows sports.

When it comes to Angelina Jolie, I ‘m not sure what I like best – her lips, those beautiful eyes or that sexy olive skin color?

Since her “Saved By the Bell” days, I’ve always had a thing for Leah Remini.

Duh, I love me some Ashley Judd.

Kentucky Wildcats top five basketball players of all-time

No college basketball team has a fan base as loyal as Kentucky. Other fan bases can try and debate this, but you’ve already lost the debate. I was born in 1981 and have seen my share of great players. I’ve seen the low times such as UK being on probation and the Billy “Drunk” Gillispie days. I’ve also seen the great times like two National Titles and six Final Fours.

My dad was born in 1933 and has seen hundreds of games, if not a thousand games. Some he had to listen to via radio before TVs became popular and common. He has seen way more great players than I have. He’s been alive for all seven National Titles, all 14 Final Fours and even their 1946 NIT, when the NIT actually meant something. There’s UK fans still alive older than my dad that have heard or seen even more.

As of today, 53 All-Americans have passed through the gates of Kentucky. I’m sure Anthony Davis will make number 54 this season. Kentucky fans could debate all day on who are the top five players of all-time. Nobody is right of course. Different eras had different great players. I am going to list who I believe are the top five players of all-time. Please feel free to share yours.

 

5. Ralph Beard – Most lists leave Beard off their list due to his past. Sadly, Beard may be best known for a point-shaving scandal rather than his playing career. Many considered Beard the best point guard of his era, even ranking him above the legendary Bob Cousy. While at Kentucky, Beard was a three time All-American and won two National Championships. He played two seasons in the NBA before being banned and made the first ever NBA All-Star game, starting at point guard.

4. Cotton Nash – He never won a Championship, but Nash was one of Kentucky’s best players. He was a two-time second team All-American and a one-time first team All-American. He was also a standout baseball player that played in the ABA, NBA and MLB.

3. Cliff Hagan – What couldn’t Hagan do? He played center, power forward, small forward, shooting guard and could have run the point. Hagan led Kentucky to the 1951 National Championship and the undefeated season of 1953, where the NCAA screwed Kentucky from another National Title. After graduating from Kentucky, Hagan went on to the NBA and had a Hall of Fame career.

2. Jamal Mashburn – He came to Kentucky during one of their worst periods – the probation days. His first year there Kentucky went 14-14. He quickly helped transform Kentucky back into being a National Power by almost leading Kentucky to an upset win over the Duke dynasty of the early 1990’s. Mashburn made other top high school recruits want to come and play for Kentucky once again. Mashburn left Kentucky after being named an All-American and their second all-time leading scorer.

1. Dan Issel – He played during the end of Rupp’s career. Issel was a two-time All-American and Kentucky’s all-time leading scorer. He went on to have an outstanding professional career making seven ABA All-Stars and one NBA All-Star. He finished his Hall of Fame career with 27,842 points and 11,133 rebounds.

Why white trash should not own dogs (mainly pit bulls)

Full story here

LOUISVILLE, KY (WAVE) – A Louisville Metro Police officer shot a suspect’s dog when it attacked him and another officer after a police chase.

Around 11:30 p.m. Sunday, an officer tried to make a traffic stop at Justan Avenue and Cristland Road near Iroquois Park, but the driver wouldn’t pull over, according to investigators. Instead, the motorist drove several more blocks, pulled into the driveway of his home on Cristland, and tried to run away on foot.

“I see the guy running down the pathway and three cops chase after him,” described neighbor Brandy Sabie.

Police chased 44-year-old Michael Miller into his backyard, where investigators say the pit bull bit two officers involved. One of the officers shot and killed the dog.

Two officers were treated at the hospital and releases.

Dwight Mitchell, a LMPD spokesperson, said Miller is facing more than a dozen charges including DUI, fleeing and evading police, and assault third degree of a police officer.

Miller has bruises and bandages on his face in his mug shot.

“He fought the officers before he got there and then tried to take their weapon as well,” said Mitchell. “I would think in this particular case they did what they needed to do.”

Mitchell said Miller used the dog as a weapon and that officers have the right to use force when someone’s life is in danger.

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Real UofL Fan – great twitter account to follow

We have spoken about the myths and fake loyalty of the Louisville Cardinals’ fan base before. Louisville fans are idiots that are blinded by truth, logic and facts. They live in a make-believe world of fantasy and myths. No Power Conference team in Men’s Basketball has a fan base as fake as theirs.

I have created the “Real Uofl Fan” twitter account to poke fun at this. I use actual comments to post my tweets that I hear daily at work, on sports radio, at bars, from friends/family who are UofL fans and from blogs/forums. Of course some of my tweets are complete nonsense.

Why listen to real UofL fans when you can simply read my account? I post the same lies, ignorance and bs that they do!

Odd key words people use to find our site

Looking over our site stats and I was amazed at some of the key words people search that brought them here. Below are a few of them.

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