Guy who cleans up cum at a strip club
Nasty job, but someone has to do it.
Meth Lab Worker
That GED isn’t paying off after all, is it?
Small penis model in “Penis Enlargement” ads.
Someone has to be the 3 inch dick in the ad. It’s a paycheck at least.
5. – Kevin Hart
Hart sucks. He is the unfunny version of Chris Rock and Cat Williams.
4. Kathy Griffin
Besides being ugly, she is not funny. Let’s take a look at her jokes.
Jokes about gay people she knows.
Jokes about famous people she knows.
Jokes about gay people she knows.
Jokes about how feminism is cool.
Jokes about gay people she knows.
I think I will pass.
3. Gallagher
Okay, how to make a million bucks……. Have tons of cheesy props….. Tell jokes about your fake hippy past…… Then smash things with a sledgehammer. Pay up!
2. Larry the Cable Guy
I didn’t like his act the first time when it was called, “Jeff Foxworthy”.
1. Jeff Dunham
His throat and mouth moves 75% of the time. His jokes are racist and he’s not funny. Yet, millions of morons across the globe love him. Give this loser your millions!
I turned into the Dean Cole show tonight. What a shock. Another black guy trying to be the next Chris Rock. One difference. Rock is funny. You are not. Cole spends most of his time showing clips and trying his best to poke fun at them. Sadly, he fails. Let Tosh, the Daily Show and the Colbert Report handle this.
Like most unfunny black comedians, 95% of his jokes about white people. White people be crazy. White people be using turn signals. White people be voting. Yeah, yeah. Those jokes were funny in 1997 when Chris Rock was doing them. Can’t black comedians be funny without using white people as every other punch-line?
Nothing about the show was funny. Nothing made me laugh. Cole has no idea how to deliver a punch-line during clips. Watch John Oliver, who has been awesome at hosting the Daily Show. He understands delivery, timing and humor. Of course 95% of his act doesn’t deal with “white people” jokes. The show is a bad rip-off of the Daily Show and Tosh.0. Actually comparing Cole’s show to them is an insult to both shows.
TBS motto is “Very Funny”. I am not sure why they picked the Cole show up. It was very unfunny, very unoriginal and boring. I had more laughs watching the History of paint. And trust me, the show was not about comedy.
Been a while since we’ve poked fun at this. Louisville’s Craigslist is full of sluts. I’ve been following the website the past few days. A few men have made post claiming women have ripped them off. No shit. They are sluts. What do you expect?
http://louisville.craigslist.org/cas/3899865939.html
She is married? Why would a gal this hot need Craigslist to get fucked? What a fraud!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://bloomington.craigslist.org/cas/3899895873.html
She is bitching people are flagging her. Duh. She has a ten inch dick.
http://owensboro.craigslist.org/cas/3886753090.html
She’s married yet looking for sex on Craigslist. Can we say, “whore”?
This guy basically has a mullet and looks like somebody that fucks goats for fun. He looks like Kid Rock with down syndrome. He threatened the entire website. The only person scared of him is, well, nobody. However, farm animals among the Commonwealth fear him daily.
We won’t say a lot here. He looks Jeffrey Dahmer with AIDS.
Some bimbo named Cassie hates us. Here is her picture.
(We are pretty sure that is her on the right)
Remember, these are my top five. If you disgrace, that’s cool. Post them in the comment section.
5 – Chris Squire of Yes
I’m not a big Yes fan, but his style was ahead of its time. He influenced tons of people including my all-time favorite, Cliff Burton.
4- Jack Bruce of Cream
Most young people know Eric Clapton from Cream. Bruce was a legend in the field of bass guitar and the best song writer of Cream.
3-Cliff Burton of Metallica
Burton is my all-time favorite bassist. Sucks he died at age 24.
2-
Les Claypool of Primus
1 – Geddy Lee of Rush
I am an average fan of Rush. Nobody with common sense would ever deny that Lee is not of the top bassists of all-time.
The past two months the staff here at Louisville’s Strange Brew has been lazy. We have written only a few articles. For the most part we wasted space by posting pictures of hot women, our “Ugly Girl of the Week” and select news stories. When a site is run by three people, all with lives, it’s had to maintain a site. We are sorry for our laziness.
Last night, after threats from white trash, fake rappers and losers, we understood the fun we had from day one. We want to get back to those days. We love offending people, making people mad and most of all, making people laugh. We love having fun. We love being assholes.
Starting today, we will go back to our roots of posting weekly and having fun. If anything, I will post daily if my two “co-workers” are too busy with life. This site has been a blast and I’ve enjoyed posting for over a year now. We have tons of fun and tons of great feedback. I have enjoyed the hate mail most of all.
Anyways, thanks to all the people who have remained loyal. Thanks to all the losers we’ve made fun of. You make us want to wake up daily and realize, life isn’t so bad after all. For that, Louisville’s Strange Brew says, “This Beer is for you,” joking, you’re fucking losers and that is why we poke fun at you! God Bless America, God Bless free speech and hookers!
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