I recently sent in an application to the New Black Panther Party of Louisville. I was sad to see my application was rejected. They never even called me back. I am not sure why. I love fried chicken, white women and the NBA. I have black friends. I am heartbroken to say the least.
When I saw the news story about the New Black Panthers I was totally shocked. What purpose do they serve in the year 2012 (was 2011 then)? Black people have the same rights that I (whitey) do. America has come a long way since the 1960’s.
I believe in Freedom of Speech. I have no issue in the New Black Panthers. If they want to waste their time blaming me for being white, hey, I’m all for it. At least blame me for my true wrong doings. I’m not against your right to vote, make money or be educated. If anything, blame me for all the Malt Liquor I drink weekly. This cracker loves downing your Colt 45 and King Cobra.
To get an idea of what they want, I went to their website. Okay, their Myspace page. Yes, whitey is keeping the New Black Panthers of owning a website. Instead, they use Myspace. The Myspace page can be found here – New Black Panthers Louisville Chapter. Here is what they want according to them. Below their comments will be in black bold, while my two cents will be under it.
1. We want freedom. We want the power to practice self-determination, and to determine the destiny of our community and THE BLACK NATION. We believe in the spiritual high moral code of our Ancestors. We believe in the truths of the Bible, Quran, and other sacred texts and writings. We believe in MAAT and the principles of NGUZO SABA. We believe that Black People will not be free until we are able to determine our Divine Destiny.
Me – You are free. How many of you are slaves? The only people not free in this nation are prisoners. You do have the power to practice “black power” or NGUZO SABA. Are you in jail for your Myspace page? I didn’t think so.
2. We want full employment for our people and we demand the dignity to do for ourselves what we have begged the white man to do for us. We believe that since the white man has kept us deaf, dumb and blind, and used every “dirty trick” in the book to stand in the way of our freedom and independence, that we should be gainfully employed until such time we can employ and provide for ourselves. We believe further in: POWER IN THE HANDS OF THE PEOPLE! WEALTH IN THE HANDS OF THE PEOPLE! ARMS IN THE HANDS OF THE PEOPLE!
Me – Then get a job. Let’s time I checked history (and common sense), nearly 400,000 white men died to free you in this nation. Beg the white man? Hell I have to beg you black men to let me be your teammate when I wanna play a game of basketball at the nearby park.
3. We want tax exemption and an end to robbery of THE BLACK NATION by the CAPITALIST. We want an end to the capitalistic domination of Africa in all of its forms: imperialism, criminal settler colonialism, neo-colonialism, racism, sexism, zionism, Apartheid and artificial borders. We believe that this wicked racist government has robbed us, and now we are demanding the overdue debt of reparations. A form of reparations was promised 100 years ago (forty acres and a mule) as restitution for the continued genocide of our people and to in meaningful measure and repair the damage for the AFRICAN HOLOCAUST (Maangamizo/Maafa). We believe our people should be exempt from ALL TAXATION as long as we are deprived of equal justice under the laws of the land and the overdue reparations debt remains unpaid. We will accept payment in fertile and mine rally rich land, precious metals, industry, commerce and currency. As genocide crimes continue, people’s tribunals must be set up to prosecute and to execute. The “Jews” were given reparations. The Japanese were given reparations. The Black, the Red and the Brown Nations must be given reparations. The American white man owes us reparations. England owes us reparations. France owes us reparations, Spain and all of Europe. Africa owes us reparations and repatriation. The Arabs owe us reparations. The “Jews” owe us reparations. All have taken part in the AFRICAN HOLOCAUST and the slaughter of 600 million of our people over the past 6,000 years in general and 400 year in particular. We know that this is a reasonable and just demand that we make at this time in history.
Me – Besides blaming the Jews for everything, I agree with some of this. No innocent person should be murdered for sport. Sadly, it’s not the Jews or uncle whitey killing blacks in Africa; it’s your own people doing the killing. I am all for aiding any effort of stopping genocide of any person, religious group or race.
4. We want decent housing, fit for shelter of human beings, free health-care (preventive and maintenance). We want an end to the trafficking of drugs and to the biological and chemical warfare targeted at our people. We believe since the white landlords will not give decent housing and quality health care to our Black Community, the he housing, the land, the social, political and economic institutions should be made into independent UUAMAA “New African Communal/Cooperatives” so that our community, with government reparations and aid (until we can do for ourselves) can build and make drug free, decent housing with health facilities for our people.
Me – I am for the good of all PEOPLE – white, black, Asian, Jew, Arab, Mexican and ect, ect….
5. We want education for our people that exposes the true nature of this devilish and decadent American society. We want education that teaches us our true history/herstory and our role in the present day society. We believe in an educational system that will give our people “a knowledge of self.” If we do not have knowledge of self and of our position in society and the world, then we have little chance to properly relate to anything else.
Me – Then stop promoting gangster rap music and thug athletes as role models.
6. We want all Black Men and Black Women to be exempt from military service. We believe that Black People should not be forced to fight in the military service to defend a racist government that holds us captive and does not protect us. We will not fight and kill other people of color in the world who, like Black People, are being victimized by the white racist government of America. We will protect ourselves from the force and violence of the racist police and the racist military, “by any means necessary.”
Me – Wow, what a lack of brains. So the 400,000 white men who died for the Union to free you died for what? I agree, I hate when white cops pull me over due to my Indiana tags, racist hillbilly white redneck crackers!
7. We want an immediate end to POLICE HARRASSMENT, BRUTALITY and MURDER of Black People. We want an end to Black-on-Black violence, “snitching,” cooperation and collaboration with the oppressor. We believe we can end police brutality in our community by organizing Black self-defense groups (Black People’s Militias/Black Liberation Armies) that are dedicated to defending our Black Community from racist, fascist, police/military oppression and brutality. The Second Amendment of white America’s Constitution gives a right to bear arms. We therefore believe that all Black People should unite and form and “African United Front” and arm ourselves for self-defense.
Me – The police should never harass anyone, no matter the color. Police murder and brutality of any sort can not and should not, be tolerated. All people have the rights of “self-defense”, ask Bourbon Stilz; a total nut-job when it comes to gun rights.
8. We want freedom for all Black Men and Black Women held in international, military, federal, state, county, city jails and prisons. We believe that all Black People and people of color should be released from the many jails and prisons because they have not received a fair and impartial trial. ‘Released’ means ‘released’ to the lawful authorities of the Black Nation.
Me – What about the Asian locked up for no reason? Or the innocent Jew that was locked up? Do we keep them in jail and only free the black “victims”. That makes no sense.
9. We want all Black People when brought to trial to be tried in a court by a jury of their peer group or people from their Black Communities, as defined by white law of the Constitution of the United States. We believe that the courts should follow their own law, if their nature will allow (as stated in their Constitution of the United States) so that Black People will receive fair trials. The 6th Amendment of the United States Constitution gives a man/woman a right to an impartial trial, which has been interpreted to be a “fair” trial by one’s “peer” group. A “peer” is a person from a similar economic, social, religious, geographical, environmental, historical and racial background. To do this, the court will be forced to select a jury from the Black Community from which the Black defendant came. We have been and are being tried by all white juries that have no understanding of the “average reasoning person” of the Black Community.
Me – Yawn, yawn. Didn’t white people help free black people in this country? What about whites who were slaves? Somone needs another history lesson.
10. WE DEMAND AN END TO THE RACIST DEATH PENALTY AS IT IS APPLIED TO BLACK AND OPPRESSED PEOPLE IN AMERICA. WE DEMAND FREEDOM FOR ALL POLITICAL PRISONERS OF THE BLACK RED AND BROWN NATION! We want land, bread, housing, education, clothing, justice and peace. And, as our political objective, we want NATIONAL LIBERATION in a separate state or territory of our own, here or elsewhere, “a liberated zone” (“New Africa” or Africa), and a plebiscite to be held throughout the BLACK NATION in which only we will be allowed to participate for the purposes of determining our will and DIVINE destiny as a people. FREE THE LAND! “UP YOU MIGHTY NATION! YOU CAN ACCOMPLISH WHAT YOU WILL!” BLACK POWER! History has proven that the white man is absolutely disagreeable to get along with in peace. No one has been able to get along with the white man. All the people of color have been subjected to the white man’s wrath. We believe that his very nature will not allow for true sharing, fairness, equity and justice. Therefore, to the Red Man and Woman, to the Yellow and to the Brown, we say to you “THE SAME RABID DOG THAT BIT YOU, BIT US TOO!” ALL POWER TO THE PEOPLE!
Me – For people supposedly with bigger cocks, they don’t seem to have much self-esteem. I feel bad for all the hardworking black men and women that accomplished great things against all odds. The New Black Panthers are like the Occupy bitches – crybabies wanting a handout.
(always blame the Jews, they “own” everything)
(fat ass loser)
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