Core (Stone Temple Pilots -1992)

Dead and Bloated – The gunman in Sandy Hook committed suicide. Good. Have fun rotting in hell.

Sex Type Thing – There is a bartender at the Highlands Taproom Grill that I find to be beautiful. I call tons of women pretty and hot. I rarely use the term beautiful. I know I blush nearly every time I talk to her. Her smile could melt butter. Her body is smoking. To top it off, she is sweet like an angel. You may ask why I don’t go for it? Simple, I am talking to a girl and she is more than likely way out of my league.

Creep – Once again, the gunman from Sandy Hook is dead. Another asshole made a threat toward a school. These losers make law-abiding gun owners like myself look bad. Anyone that threatens or harms children should be beaten by mobs. After a nice beating these losers should be locked away for life in the smallest prison cell ever built with no Freedom what so ever.

Crackerman – In the past people have emailed me calling this website racist. Really? I make fun off all races of people (mainly my own, the cracker race), gender and sexuality. No one is safe from our rants. The site is mostly satire and comedy. If you take what I say serious you have issues. I will be nice and say this. If I did offend you, I am sorry. My intentions are to make people laugh. This site is not meant to offend anyone, for the most part. We do not hold racist views against anyone.

Names of those murdered in Newtown, CT – RIP

– Charlotte Bacon, 2/22/06, female
– Daniel Barden, 9/25/05, male
– Rachel Davino, 7/17/83, female.
– Olivia Engel, 7/18/06, female
– Josephine Gay, 12/11/05, female
– Ana M. Marquez-Greene, 04/04/06, female
– Dylan Hockley, 3/8/06, male
– Dawn Hochsprung, 06/28/65, female
– Madeleine F. Hsu, 7/10/06, female
– Catherine V. Hubbard, 6/08/06, female
– Chase Kowalski, 10/31/05, male
– Jesse Lewis, 6/30/06, male
– James Mattioli , 3/22/06, male
– Grace McDonnell, 12/04/05, female
– Anne Marie Murphy, 07/25/60, female
– Emilie Parker, 5/12/06, female
– Jack Pinto, 5/06/06, male
– Noah Pozner, 11/20/06, male
– Caroline Previdi, 9/07/06, female
– Jessica Rekos, 5/10/06, female
– Avielle Richman, 10/17/06, female
– Lauren Rousseau, 6/1982, female (full date of birth not specified)
– Mary Sherlach, 2/11/56, female- Victoria Soto, 11/04/85, female
– Benjamin Wheeler, 9/12/06, male
– Allison N. Wyatt, 7/03/06, female

My Favorite Video Game Systems of All-Time

Please feel free to share yours. I know no two people agree. These are my personal favorites.

5. Play Station 2 (PS2)

The PS2 took what the PS1 did and made it better. It also paved way for the PS3, which in my opinion, is the best system currently on the market. The PS2 also could play CD’s and DVD’s which made it even more kick ass!

4. Sega Master System

Most Americans do not recall this system. It was more advanced than the NES. The music, graphics and controls were normally better than the NES. Sadly, due to the lack of 3rd party game-makers, the Sega was a complete fluke in the USA. It was very popular in South America and Western Europe.

3. Sega Genesis

 

I never did own one. But I sure played the hell out of them. Sega always made better sports games than the NES in my opinion. I believe the Sega Genesis changed the way systems took pride in making sports games. The influence of the Genesis can still be seen today.

2. NES

I debated over and over if I should rank this number 1 or 2. I finally chose number 2. The NES changed gaming for ever. The NES created countless great games and countless video game legends such as Mario, Link and Little Mac (from Punch-Out) to name a few. What bad can you say about this system? The NES should be on everybodys top 5 list.

1. The Super NES

The Super NES took everything the NES did right and made it better. It took PC games and brought them to your video game system with better graphics, game play and music. The Super NES made great Role Playing Games, great Sports Games, great Action Games and great racing games. One hell of a system.

TV’s Top Ten Coolest Males

                As a guy, TV has produced a number of male characters that all heterosexual men strive to be in life. None of these men were truly role-models, but cool as hell. In real life none of us could have gotten away with half of what they said or did. This article is dedicated toward the best male characters in TV history!

10 – Peter Griffin

Drunk, stupid and lazy and yet he is married to a woman way out of his league.

9. – Barney Stinson

How can you not like a dishonest player that uses women for sexual pleasure?

8. – Dr. Becker

Was rude to his staff and patients. A complete womanizer that was married multiply times.

7. – Zac Morris

Every teen boy wanted to be Zac Morris. He was nice to nerds and dated every hot chick he could… sometimes two or three at a time!

6. – The Ladies Man

I have no clue what half the things he said meant. However, the women were more than willing to sleep with him.

5. – Dr. Doug Ross

I mean come on, the show sucked balls. But millions of women wanted Dr. Ross.

4. The Fonz

How can the Fonz not be on the list? He could get any girl and stop any fight. He could dance, ride a motorcycle and take your girlfriend all at the same time.

3. – Homer Simpson

He has quit over 200 jobs. Drinks a ton of beer. Family man, idiot and legend. What more needs to be said?

2. – Charlie

Based on his real life. Hookers, cocaine and hookers. He’s alright in my book!

1. Al Bundy

Hated his wife and kids. Had a great porn magazine collection. Could have banged women half his age daily. Had no problem scratching his balls in front of others. The best of the best.

Forgotten Video Games of the Past

Choplifter

How many of you kids can recall this arcade classic?

Rygar

Rygar came out at a bad time. With Mario, Zelda and Metroid, this classic was overshadowed.

Crystalis

With the success of Zelda, Dragon Warrior and Final Fantasy, this game which had superior graphics was almost unheard of in America.

Fester’s Quest

I have no clue on what the object of this game was. I thought the game was awesome until that giant spider looking creature would come out.

RIP Gary Carter

As an avid baseball fan and baseball card collector, Gary Carter was a superstar during my childhood. I own hundreds of his cards and remember watching him play like it was yesterday. I was not a huge fan, but Carter was a true gentleman, known for his sportsmanship, love for the fans and the love of the game. He played the game fair, honest and the right way, something hardly seen these days.

Sadly, Whitney Houston’s death will overshadow his death. Unlike Houston, Carter wasn’t a former crack head and pill popper that was found dead in a bath tub. God bless his family and friends. A true baseball legend has been lost.

Stories of his death can be found here

LA Times

NY Times

Blasts from the Past

Sega Master System

They sold poorly in the USA even though they were more advanced than the NES. I was one of the few that ever owned one.

Muscle Men

They were so popular in the 1980’s a video game and cartoon was made about them. The only place I know that has them these days is Ebay.

My Buddy Doll

I never owned one; something about  being a doll I never liked. However, millions of other boys did.