Top 5 Bars to grab a Whiskey (Bourbon, American Whiskey, Scotch or Irish Whiskey)

  1. Brown Hotel – They always keep a bottle of Pappy Van Winkle in stock. Made me a believer!

 

  1. Galt House – Over priced, but a beautiful bar with a nice selection.

 

  1. The Bristol – They cater to the “tourist” crowd and keep a nice selection of the “good stuff”.

 

  1. Bourbon Bristol – Probably the best selection of Bourbon in town, hence the name. I rate them second because a bartender admitted they jack the prices because “people are willing to pay it.”

 

  1. The Irish Rover – While I love Bourbon, being a Kentucky Native myself, I enjoy Irish Whiskey and Scotch more. Nobody locally has a better Irish Whiskey selection and very few can rival Mr. Reidy’s Scotch selection.

Krazy Dave’s of Louisville

Krazy Dave’s is one of those neat little “hole in a wall” bars you find hidden in a middle of a neighborhood. Inside the bar doesn’t look like much. Pretty small. Nothing really sticks out. The bar makes up for it in other ways, though.

 

They keep it simple at Krazy Dave’s. No chef made food. Just good old fashion bar junk food. If you are on diet, don’t eat here. The bar has a few TV’s, outdoor seating, a pool table, dart boards and of course, karaoke. I’m not saying the karaoke is good. But they have it.

 

Food 8.5 out of 10 – The food is typical bar food. Chicken wings, burgers and pizza. The chicken wings and chicken fingers are decent, but nothing amazing, as are the fries. The Burgers (Krazy Dave’s Burger) are pretty good. I was amazed at how good the pizza is here. I’ve never heard people mention Krazy Dave’s as a good pizza parlor in Louisville. Their veggie pizza is excellent. What really caught me off guard is how awesome their Philly Cheese Steak is. I would rate it in my top 3 favorites found in Louisville.

 

Beer Selection – 6 out of 10 – This is the only area I knock Krazy Dave’s for. They have four beers on tap and only a handful of bottles, mostly common beers such as Bud Light, Miller Light and Coors. You will not find a large selection of Microbrews or imports here. On the bright side, very cheap prices when compared to other bars.

 

Wine/Spirits 8 out of 10 – I think they have wine…… While a small spirits selection, they have a lot of good stuff. They keep around 8-10 decent Kentucky Bourbons, George Dickel and other common and popular brands stocked. I was happy to see Makers 46 and George Dickel Rye on the shelf. Two decent Whiskeys and priced cheap when compared to other bars.

 

Service 10 out of 10 – This bar is one of the friendliest bars I’ve been to in quite some time. All the bartenders are cool people. My two favorites are Hoyt and Debbie. I’ve never had bad service from anyone here. You make friends here very quickly.

 

If you are in the Goldsmith Lane area and only have $10 to spend, check out Krazy Dave’s. A pitcher of Miller Lite is only $7. I live in the area and I try to stop by at least bi-weekly. Cool place, good food and cheap prices on most booze!

 

Overall score – 32.5 out of 40, 81.3% (misleading score due to the beer selection)

Don’t drink and drive

I ended up being off work today. I am currently at a party. I am drinking (already drunk) to be honest. Here’s my point. I won’t be driving. Drinking while drunk is dumb. Don’t risk going to jail or even worse, killing someone. Spend the night somewhere, call a cab or have a DD. Drinking is fun. Driving drunk is beyond stupid. Have fun and more importantly, be safe.

Only by the Night (Kings of Leon – 2008)

Sex is on Fire – There is a sexy girl I know. We get along quite well. I know for a fact she is an airhead and sleeps around. I haven’t made my move yet because like an idiot, I wasted time on a dumb ex and then two weeks on another loser. On my birthday this girl looked so damn good in some tight jeans. I am not a betting man. But if I was, I am betting this girl could rock the bed.

Use Somebody – I was talking to a girl named Lindsey. She had a job, a car and her own place. Unlike my ex, she had no drug problem and had all of her teeth (and her teeth weren’t rotted from drug use). She was also a redhead, my all-time favorite. We went out on a few dates and had fun. All my friends liked her. She was supposed to be my date this past Saturday. She ended up ignoring me Thursday, Friday and Saturday. Finally she texted me Saturday night and informed me her friend was in the hospital. She then stated she would come see me after work on Sunday since I was out celebrating my birthday. She texted me Sunday night and I asked her was she coming to see me. She said she would Thursday. I then texted her back saying “Ok, liar.” The bitch then called me going off while I was out with my friends. Bitch, get a life. You lied, not me.

17 – I feel like a pervert. A few times this year I’ve been cutting through Seneca Park to see my parents. There will be a group of young Sacred Heart girls jogging, normally in short, shorts. Damn, these girls be looking good as hell. I have three nieces older than these girls and another niece the same age. Man I wish I was 16 or 17 once again.

Be Somebody – I am sick of fake ass people. My friend Shannon’s cousin, my ex, this Lindsey bitch and so many others I’ve met or seen this year. How do these people wake up, look in the mirror and go about their day? How can you be happy in life being a pathological liar? How can you lie daily, steal and abuse drugs and think you “rock”? I guess it’s all mental. Maybe people are born to be losers. I rather be somebody than a fucking loser.

More of my birthday presents

Photo: Kinda a gag gift, Strange Brew is not what I named my website after. I named it after a Cream's greatest hits album. BTW john Martin, take the price tag off, lol.
Before I ran Louisville Strange Brew, some friends and me ran a local TV show known as “Strange Brew” some 14 years ago. Our show nor this site is named after this movie. This is a gag gift. Our show’s name was my idea. I named it after a Cream greatest hits album called “Strange Brew”. BTW, this is a very underrated cult movie from the 1980’s.
Photo: Thanks Shannon, Keith and John. Two more bottles of whiskey for me to drink. Am I proud of my Irish heritage or what?
Shannon and Keith got me a bottle of Bushmills’ 10 year. John got me a bottle of Jameson. Three bottles of Irish whiskey for Christmas. And yes, I am currently drinking the 10 year as we speak.
Photo: This may be my favorite present of all. My niece Michaela and nephew Matthew custom made this blanket for me.
My niece Michaela and my nephew Matthew custom-made this for me. This is probably my favorite gift of all.

Kill ‘Em All (Metallica – 1983)

The Four Horsemen – Well if the Mayans’ calendar is correct, we all die in the next few weeks. We dodged the “Rapture” earlier this year, or did we? Maybe we actually didn’t and the Mayans are right. Like 1999 and 2000, nothing will happen. We will all go to sleep on December 21st and wake up on the 22nd. I sure hope so. If not, I miss my next birthday.

Jump in the Fire – As I ranted about yesterday, I went out with my roommate and two bitches he works with. One told me she wished she could look at me and catch me on fire. Bitch, take some gasoline and light yourself. You are cute but baby, I’ve had better. Much better. Hell I’ve had better women with your same first name – Tiffany.

(Anesthesia) Pulling Teeth – I’ve been working 60 plus hours a week. Had to clean the damn house. Put up with drama with my roommate’s co-workers and some crazy ho named Sara. I’ve somehow made time to work out. I need a drink. Got home tonight and realized all my whiskey was still out. No Jameson. No Bushmill. Fuck me. Not even a damn beer in the house. This may be a first in my life.

Seek and Destroy – Some nutcase opened fire in a mall in Oregon. The liberals who hate guns are whacking off as we speak, like always. Why do people who don’t know shit about guns make the laws dealing with guns? Once again, my roommate’s female co-workers are bitches. My ex Liz is a fucking loser. I hate people who come to this country and act pissed when you don’t understand what they are saying. I hate Wal-Mart. They basically enslave third-world people. I’m so sick of hearing about the Royal Family. Up the IRA and get the fuck out of Northern Ireland.

The Highlands Taproom Grill – review

The Highlands Taproom Grill opened its doors a little over a month ago. Tommy and Sally Clemons are the owners, who also own the original Highlands Taproom located across from Mid-City Mall. That Taproom is well known around the Highlands. The Highlands Taproom Grill is nothing like the original Taproom. The original Highlands Taproom for those that don’t know, is a small bar best known for karaoke and free live music. It has 13 beers on tap, a decent size hard liquor selection and a few wines.

Once you walk into the Highlands Taproom Grill, the first thing you will notice is the added space that the original Taproom lacked. The bar also has a much cleaner and updated look. The beer selection has been expanded to 22 on draft along with a larger selection of hard liquor, and a much larger selection of wine. They also have at least two dozen bottled beers. The seating in the bar is much better with more tables and more space at the bar. During warmer weather there’s great seating facing Bardstown Road along with much added room and seating on the side deck.

One of the biggest complaints about the original Taproom was the lack of food. They had none. The Highlands Taproom Grill not only fixed this issue, they perfected it. Words like great and excellent don’t even do the food justice. I won’t lie. I have only tried a few items on the menu due to religious reasons. I do not eat pork or shellfish due to my religion. That means nearly half the menu is off limits to me. The food I have tried is beyond perfect.

The first thing I tried was their Cheeseburger. It’s made with locally ground short rip and New York strip steak. I tried it medium and it melts in your mouth. I recommend it with the Pepper-jack Cheese. On the side I tried the Onion Rings. I have fallen in love with these. For years Mike Linnigs’ onion rings have been voted “Louisville’s Best.” Mike Linnigs now has competition.

I am a big critic and fan of chili. This is due to the fact that my mom makes the best. When trying chili I am always skeptical on how good it will be. The Highlands Taproom Grill chili is not bad at all. I would give it 7.5 out of 10. I only rate it this low because it lacks spice. I love my chili hot and spicy. Their chili is worth trying and will be coming in handy soon when the colder weather hits.

The Nachos are some of the best in Louisville. Most of my friends get them covered with everything, including the Pulled Pork. I have tried them with everything (besides the pork) and they are beyond awesome. The jalapenos always taste fresh as does the cheese. You can tell that the cheese isn’t canned cheese that’s been sitting in a refrigerator for days. The Nachos are enough to make an entire meal for most people. I do not recommend eating these alone.

Now let’s talk about greatness. I have a new favorite meal in Louisville. The Derby City Steak Kebob is maybe one of the top five best tasting foods I’ve ever had. Its marinated sirloin on small pieces of toast, topped with caramelized onions and blue cheese. Every bite you take is full of flavor. Normally when you try food, some bites are better than others. From beginning to end, every bite of this is awesome. I could eat this meal every day of the week and never get sick of it. If you are a newcomer to the Highlands Taproom Grill, do yourself a favor and try The Derby City Steak Kebob.

The menu is short and simple. They have different soups of the day and neat snacks and appetizers such as “Deviled Egg Assortment”, “Beer Cheese Platter” and “Pulled Pork Spring Rolls.” They also have different lunch and dinner specials not listed on the menu. Simply ask your server or bartender what they are. Recently my friend John tried the “Bucky Burger” named after one of the bartenders. It was their Cheeseburger topped with two onion rings, BBQ sauce and an egg. For those who don’t eat meat, don’t be alarmed. They do have salads and vegetarian food.

If you are a fan of the original Highlands Taproom, you will love this place. Around half the staff is from the original Taproom. Expect to see great bartenders such as Sheila, Bucky and Will. The new staff is also excellent. They are a friendly group of people that seem to have fun while working. Even when busy, they do all they can to provide an excellent service. Recently they added “Trivia Night” on Thursday. This is a great chance to try and win free gift cards for free food/beer.

This great new bar is located at 1058 Bardstown Road. For more information you can visit their website or call 502-584-5222. You should just come in however and see for yourself how great the food is. I promise you won’t be disappointed.

Irish Whiskey – Real Whiskey

                I am sick of Americans who think Jack Daniels is “King of Whiskey.” Jack is nothing more than a trendy drink. It’s popular because Americans always do what is “in”, “cool” or “most famous”. It’s no different from Americans who think Budweiser is the best beer on earth. Germany, Holland, Austria, England, Scotland and Ireland all make beers much better than Budweiser. Yet due to the huge American market, Budweiser outsells all other beers (actually Bud Light does, but you get my drift).

                We can debate all day on who invented Whiskey. The Irish and Scottish have debated this for centuries. We do know that the oldest license distillery is Bushmills, which is located in Northern Ireland. They have had a license since 1608. The recipe goes back much further than that. Today there is no debate on who makes the world’s best Whiskey. And that crown easily goes to Ireland. There is basically no such thing as a bad Whiskey in Ireland -both the Republic (Free Ireland) and Northern Ireland (Occupied Ireland).  

This is not real Whiskey. This is trendy bullshit that college losers drink during homosexual hazing rituals.

No matter what your price range is, Bushmills has it. All of these are perfect for sipping.

John Jameson may have gotten a late start for making Irish Whiskey, but he perfected it.

Now days, Powers is considered “Cheap Whiskey” in Ireland. Yet the taste of it puts almost any American Whiskey to shame.   

Now owned by Jameson, this is my personal favorite. Try a $135 price tag per bottle for Midleton…. but worth every penny.

Sad most Americans have no clue on what Redbreast is. What a pitty.

If you drink this, you are not a Whiskey drinker. You’re a pussy.