American Pickers are gay

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HOLLYWOOD-Mike Wolfe and Frank Fritz, stars of the History Channel’s American Pickers television show, have raised eyebrows in the past with their a-little-too-close relationship and outright disdain for stunning co-star Danielle Colby Cushman. On Monday, the pair “came out of the closet,” in the hopes that fans would understand their choice of sexuality.

Mostly, the Pickers have not been disappointed. Fans have started a campaign on Twitter under the hashtag #SupportPickers, and many members of the LBGQT activist movement have issued statements of support.

Cushman, who is often taunted and belittled by the Pickers despite her staggering beauty and quick wit, said “I knew it all along, but never said anything because of their miserably fragile egos. I guess they’re stronger than I thought!”

Fritz, the submissive “bear” and megapowerbottom of the couple, has mostly “retreated into his oil can collection,” as rumors of a negative and unsupportive family have spread widely across the Internet. Wolfe, however, seems upbeat and optimistic, just like he always does on TV. Wolfe said, “We’re going to keep on picking, but if you hear a little more lisp when we’re trying to haggle with gays, you’ll know that we aren’t actually just pandering for better prices.”

Happy black history month #21 – Carmen Hayes

British Steel (Judas Priest – 1980)

Breaking the Law – My loser ex begged me to talk to her a few weeks back. After four days of talking to her, I gave up. She is a pathological liar. She is currently charged with deception by theft for over  $500 (a felony), driving while under the influence and leaving the scene of an accident. This is not her first run in with the law. She was charged with reckless driving and charges dealing with heroin back in 2010. And she wonders why I dislike her, lol.

Grinder – Once again I need to stress how hot a certain girl at the Highlands Taproom Grill is. I would almost sell my soul to Satan to have her grind that ass all over me. I am getting hard thinking about her. On to the next topic.

Living After Midnight – My birthday is Monday and I work. Oh well, party time this weekend. Thank God for DD’s cause I’m going to be loving till the morning. First thing first, I have a date with a sweet redhead. Then when she’s gone, it’s party time cause I’m taking the city by 1AM.

Rage – Some prick named Joe Alliger (or something like that; he’s not important enough to recall his name) contacted me about my ex. He added me a few years ago on Facebook because she asked him to spy on me (true story). Today he informed me she told him I stole money from a bank account. That is news to me. Damn, wish I had some extra money. Anyways, the prick started telling me how I love her (even though she begged me to be in her life) and wanted her. I told him that he is a worthless prick. Anyone friends with a thief, liar and drug addict is a fucking loser. I banned him because like her, I hate fucking losers.

Ugly girl of the week #47

Ugly girl of the week #41

Why don’t they come out of the closet?

Tom Cruise

You’re not fooling anyone these days.

Seth Macfarlane

How many musicals do you have to write until you admit you like cock n’ balls?

Richard Simmons

What more needs to be said?

 

Irish Whiskey – Real Whiskey

                I am sick of Americans who think Jack Daniels is “King of Whiskey.” Jack is nothing more than a trendy drink. It’s popular because Americans always do what is “in”, “cool” or “most famous”. It’s no different from Americans who think Budweiser is the best beer on earth. Germany, Holland, Austria, England, Scotland and Ireland all make beers much better than Budweiser. Yet due to the huge American market, Budweiser outsells all other beers (actually Bud Light does, but you get my drift).

                We can debate all day on who invented Whiskey. The Irish and Scottish have debated this for centuries. We do know that the oldest license distillery is Bushmills, which is located in Northern Ireland. They have had a license since 1608. The recipe goes back much further than that. Today there is no debate on who makes the world’s best Whiskey. And that crown easily goes to Ireland. There is basically no such thing as a bad Whiskey in Ireland -both the Republic (Free Ireland) and Northern Ireland (Occupied Ireland).  

This is not real Whiskey. This is trendy bullshit that college losers drink during homosexual hazing rituals.

No matter what your price range is, Bushmills has it. All of these are perfect for sipping.

John Jameson may have gotten a late start for making Irish Whiskey, but he perfected it.

Now days, Powers is considered “Cheap Whiskey” in Ireland. Yet the taste of it puts almost any American Whiskey to shame.   

Now owned by Jameson, this is my personal favorite. Try a $135 price tag per bottle for Midleton…. but worth every penny.

Sad most Americans have no clue on what Redbreast is. What a pitty.

If you drink this, you are not a Whiskey drinker. You’re a pussy.

Morgan Freeman dead?

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The story that Freeman had died follows similar rumors “killing off” Bill Nye, Rihanna, Bill Cosby, Reese Witherspoon, Brad Pitt, Taylor Swift, Adele and dozens of other celebrities.

This isn’t even the first time Freeman has been thought (by some) to be dead. In 2010, one Twitter user reported that CNN declared Freeman dead, an event that never took place, according to Popeater.com. That rumor, like this one two years later, spread so quickly at least in part because of the lack of fact-checking users have on social media sites. Emotion simply takes over their mind.

In another hoax related to the actor, a Morgan Freeman impersonator recently read the highly sexual book, “50 Shades of Grey” in the actor’s signature, distinguished voice. You can watch that here, although the dialogue is highly NSFW