Category Archives: Tits

People we all know

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Black guy that pretends to be white –

Instead of talking normal, he tries way too hard to blend in with white people. He loves Martha Stewart, listens to Pearl Jam and Nirvana and follows the NHL.

Puerto Rican girl with ghetto ass –

No complaining here. Just someone we all know!

Old paranoid Jewish guy

He hates every gentile, especially those with “German” sounding last names.

The hot mom that hits on her daughter’s boyfriend –

She will grab her daughter’s boyfriend right by the crotch even with her daughter in the room.

 

British Steel (Judas Priest – 1980)

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Breaking the Law – My loser ex begged me to talk to her a few weeks back. After four days of talking to her, I gave up. She is a pathological liar. She is currently charged with deception by theft for over  $500 (a felony), driving while under the influence and leaving the scene of an accident. This is not her first run in with the law. She was charged with reckless driving and charges dealing with heroin back in 2010. And she wonders why I dislike her, lol.

Grinder – Once again I need to stress how hot a certain girl at the Highlands Taproom Grill is. I would almost sell my soul to Satan to have her grind that ass all over me. I am getting hard thinking about her. On to the next topic.

Living After Midnight – My birthday is Monday and I work. Oh well, party time this weekend. Thank God for DD’s cause I’m going to be loving till the morning. First thing first, I have a date with a sweet redhead. Then when she’s gone, it’s party time cause I’m taking the city by 1AM.

Rage – Some prick named Joe Alliger (or something like that; he’s not important enough to recall his name) contacted me about my ex. He added me a few years ago on Facebook because she asked him to spy on me (true story). Today he informed me she told him I stole money from a bank account. That is news to me. Damn, wish I had some extra money. Anyways, the prick started telling me how I love her (even though she begged me to be in her life) and wanted her. I told him that he is a worthless prick. Anyone friends with a thief, liar and drug addict is a fucking loser. I banned him because like her, I hate fucking losers.