Category Archives: Romance

Calling 1-800 numbers you see late at night – lol

Posted by bourbonhound on

I’m up bored watching AVGN videos. Every once in a while I see a commercial for a 1-800 “Dating” or “College Girl Chat”. First off, who actually calls them? Second, who is dumb enough to believe the women you are talking to look hot like they do on TV? Hot girls are not calling free chat lines. They are at a club, showing some ass or cleavage and getting free drinks from nerds like myself.

Call them, they’re bored. In reality you are talking to a woman who looks like this………………

Women like this call free 1-800 chat lines, just saying.

I doubt she is home alone on a Friday night. If you call the chat line you will be talking to her co-worker that looks like this……

She is home on a Friday night.

Yeah, she is so not calling a 1-800 chat line anytime soon. This girl will however……

Meet Mindy. She is single, jobless and likes crack……..