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Kentucky Derby – time for unattractive women to dress like tramps

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The Kentucky Derby is what Kentucky is all about. Unlike basketball where UofL and UK fans fight over state dominance, all people unite in Kentucky for the Derby. The parade brings children of all ages and backgrounds together. At the Oaks poor people can party like rich rock stars. At the Derby old and young, UofL and UK fans and the poor and rich stand side by side united as “My Old Kentucky Home” plays.  What a great time to be a Kentuckian.

For all the good there’s the bad. Drunks all over the place. Tons of crime it seems is always committed. And the worst of all, ugly unattractive women dressing like complete sluts. During the Derby 345 pound women seem to think wearing a mini-skirt is a good idea. Women with nasty spider-veins wear nearly nothing making us men puke up our Bourbon. Old women, 15 years past looking good show it all off. That is why I stay at home, miles away from this mess.

The girl in the middle looks good naked or nearly naked. The one next to her, not so good. Yet this slob will dress more like a slut than the hot one! Nobody wants to see your spider-vein legs!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, about what you’re wearing that………. No…………… Sick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I could be wrong, but your dick could be bigger than mine.

How to get laid 101

Posted by woodylong79 on

Go for fat women. You can shake your head no all you want. Fat women are some of the best freaks out there. If you are a decent looking guy they will jump all over you. Since most don’t look good, they make up for it in other ways, normally sexually ways.

Go out with an ugly-average chick. They normally have hot friends. By dating the “ugly duckling” you will make her hotter friends see you as a great guy. You may have to sleep with the ugly one a few times before nailing her hotter friends, but hey, at least you are getting laid!

The drunk girl that we see at every party. She is so wasted she will laugh at all your bad jokes, believe any lie you tell her and can’t tell if you look like Brad Pitt or Pee-Wee Herman.

Older women that just been through a divorce. If you are age 18-30, go for a chick in her 40’s that just had a recent divorce. More than likely she is horny, sad, needs someone to listen to her (you only listen for the booty) and will be flattered that a younger man is into her.