David Hanes
A fat loser who is still mad I used to bend his younger sister over. Trust me, it was some of the worst sex I ever had. Stop talking about me on Facebook, fat slob!
Catholics
Not sure why. We only make fun of you guys weekly.
Mitch McConnell
He never answers my emails which simply ask why he hates the poor.
Just now realized this. No wonder a friend at work was mean, my boss was nice and a fat loser talked shit last night. Well, this is post 667, lol.
I finally set-up the Louisville’s Strange Brew Twitter Account. Soon, I will have live tweets on the website. You can follow our tweets here.
Like we say many times on here, we have our fair share of haters. I am not really sure why this fat guy was even talking trash. Last time I saw this fat coward face to face, he was nice. I really didn’t think there was an issue between him and me. Mainly due to the fact I could care less he even exists.
The dude’s name is David Hanes. He is the older brother of my ex, who I won’t even say anything about here. David, since the day I’ve known him has been a fat-body. He is a giant fat lazy slob. Last time I saw him he was working his minimum wage job at Game Stop of St. Matthews. I’m not saying he’s Jabba the Hut, I’m saying he’s fatter. He hasn’t even seen his own dick since age 5 – I am guessing……
(His head weighs 58 lbs)
David, thanks to family members with money, along with his sister, grew up in the Seneca Gardens area. For those who don’t know that area, it’s very upper class. While living on a very nice street, their dad collected every soda can/bottle he could find. They had a two car garage filled with nothing but soda cans/bottles. Their house was also covered with thousands of cockroaches, proving you can leave the white trash but the white trash never leaves you.
It seems that David’s parents are losers who refuse to pay off their debts. They lost their nice home and now live in the white ghetto on Cleveland BLVD, a poor street located in Clifton Heights. They went from living in a nearly $300,000 home to living in a small cracker box house. They went from living next door to doctors and lawyers to living next to bedbug infested apartments and meth dealers. Ironic. You can read about the warrants his parents were served here. Type in David Hanes (SR) and Shirley Hanes.
Not sure why a fat out of shape loser talked trash about me. The dude is hung on my past more than I am. Oh well. Soon, if he’s still alive after his first major heart attack, David will be that fat guy in a motor scooter you see at the state fair. Either that or he’ll finally land the job as the fat guy in a freak show. I’m only kidding. He’ll end up playing Peter Griffin in the live movie version of Family Guy. Joking. More than likely it will just be a heart attack.
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Play Basketball
Unless you’re named Larry Bird, Jerry West and a few others, stick to baseball, hockey and playing QB in football. Basketball isn’t working so well for us crackers.
Telling racist jokes in private
In the year 2013, these jokes normally don’t remain “private”.
Racecar Driving
This is one of 32,345 jokes being told by non-whites across the globe.
If Jack Daniels is your favorite whiskey, you are a typical American. If Jim Beam is your favorite; you know shit about whiskey. Irish Whiskey and Scotch, are by far, the best whiskeys in the world. The Irish and the Scottish know booze. They have been making good booze for hundreds, if not a thousand years.
Today, while at Liquor Barn, I came across Knappogue Castle 12 year Whiskey. My favorite whiskeys are Middleton, Jameson 18 Year and Bushmills 21 Year. I love almost all Jameson, almost all Bushmills, Redbreast and all Middleton. I gave this new Whiskey a try. And man, it was worth the $37.99 price. I like it better than Bushmills 10 year and Jameson 12 year, which are in the same price range.
Smell – Knappogue has a very fruity smell. It’s more mild than say Jameson, Jameson 12 year and Bushmills. It sort of reminds me of Bushmills’ Black Bush which barrels are coated with cherries.
Taste – Like the smell, the taste is very fruity. It reminds me of Jameson’s Vintage. Not as well flavored, but then again, it’s a $37.99 bottle when compared to the nearly (and sometimes more) $200 price tag of the Vintage. It has a mild kick to it and goes down smooth overall.
When compared to other Irish Whiskeys – I rate all Middleton, Jameson 18 year and Vintage, Busmills 21 and 16 years, and Redbreasts 12, 15 and Casket as a perfect 10 out of 10. I rate Jameson Gold Reserve a 9.5 out of ten. I would give this whiskey an 8.5 out of 10, which would make it equal to Jameson 12 Year and Bushmills 10 year.
Price – Knowing my Irish Whiskey, the price of $37.99 is great. This whiskey is equal to Busmills 10 year and Black Bush, and Jameson 12 Year. Those whiskeys are in the same price range. Being aged 12 years, the whiskey is no equal to Redbreast, but the price range is more pleasing to the eye and bank account than Redbreast.
For Americans who are use to shit whiskey – Most Americans who drink fake whiskey would probably like this one. It is very fruity in nature and easy to drink. I can picture some trendy college chick enjoying this with a splash of something.
How to drink it – Anyone that knows me, knows I love drinking most Irish Whiskey neat. At times, I may add one (or two) ice cubes. This one is best served with one or two ice cubes. The ice brings out the fruity flavors. I tried a sip neat and the flavor was just not the same.
White People be crazy –
Only 50% true.
Black people love chicken –
Not true! Only 70% of the time.
Asians are short –
Only correct 92% of the time.
Catholics are drunk gamblers –
Not true at all. Most are too busy raping young boys.
Do I think that the older generations worked harder, suffered more and faced more problems? Yes, I totally agree. I also respect all they did during war times, such as defeating Nazi Germany and Japan. But are they truly the greatest generation? I can name tons of things this generation did wrong……………………………….
Tell that to a black kid wanting to eat at his local diner. A black kid in 1944 probably didn’t see his generation as the “greatest”.
Women were told to cook, clean and make babies. What “equal” rights they had.
These guys were still cool in the 1940’s….. Just saying
Weed was said to make men rape women, women become sluts and made people crazy. How 100% incorrect.
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