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Fat guy runs his mouth about me on Facebook

Posted by bourbonhound on

Like we say many times on here, we have our fair share of haters. I am not really sure why this fat guy was even talking trash. Last time I saw this fat coward face to face, he was nice. I really didn’t think there was an issue between him and me. Mainly due to the fact I could care less he even exists.

The dude’s name is David Hanes. He is the older brother of my ex, who I won’t even say anything about here. David, since the day I’ve known him has been a fat-body. He is a giant fat lazy slob. Last time I saw him he was working his minimum wage job at Game Stop of St. Matthews. I’m not saying he’s Jabba the Hut, I’m saying he’s fatter. He hasn’t even seen his own dick since age 5 – I am guessing……

(His head weighs 58 lbs)

David, thanks to family members with money, along with his sister, grew up in the Seneca Gardens area. For those who don’t know that area, it’s very upper class. While living on a very nice street, their dad collected every soda can/bottle he could find. They had a two car garage filled with nothing but soda cans/bottles. Their house was also covered with thousands of cockroaches, proving you can leave the white trash but the white trash never leaves you.

It seems that David’s parents are losers who refuse to pay off their debts. They lost their nice home and now live in the white ghetto on Cleveland BLVD, a poor street located in Clifton Heights. They went from living in a nearly $300,000 home to living in a small cracker box house. They went from living next door to doctors and lawyers to living next to bedbug infested apartments and meth dealers. Ironic. You can read about the warrants his parents were served here. Type in David Hanes (SR) and Shirley Hanes.

Not sure why a fat out of shape loser talked trash about me. The dude is hung on my past more than I am. Oh well. Soon, if he’s still alive after his first major heart attack, David will be that fat guy in a motor scooter you see at the state fair. Either that or he’ll finally land the job as the fat guy in a freak show. I’m only kidding. He’ll end up playing Peter Griffin in the live movie version of Family Guy. Joking. More than likely it will just be a heart attack.

 

 

 

People we all know

Posted by richardhead83 on

Vegan loser – I respect all people and their rights. These people however, preach and annoy you daily of why meat is bad. I always listen to them while I chow down on a nice T-Bone.  

Gothic Girl– They claim they can put a spell on you when not busy listening to EMO music.

Fat guy that sues fast food restaurants – He blames fast food restaurants due to his weight problem. Maybe if he didn’t eat 13 pieces of chicken every time at KFC he wouldn’t be so fat.

Gun nut– He owns 98 guns, half of them illegally. He believes the government spies on him with black helicopters and can’t sleep with no less than two of his guns at his side.

White Castle to add alcohol?

Posted by richardhead83 on

America is already the fattest nation on earth. How can we make people even unhealthier? Easy, start selling beer and alcohol at White Castles!

Since most people eat White Castles at 2am or later, and are already drunk, how about more alcohol ? Sounds like a winning combination, and a lawsuit waiting to happen.

Full news story here