Why Black Women kick ass

Black women don’t care what you think about them. Call them ghetto. Call them fat. They will still pretend to be fine. I admire that. They always have good self-esteem.

(She may weigh 275, but this woman is gonna get her grove on every Friday night!)

I’ve dated some pretty white women in my day. Most of them have low self-esteem no matter how you treat them. Treat them well and they still believe they are ugly or that you are interested in another woman.

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(Bourbon Stilz’s ex hottie, thought she was ugly)

You white women need to learn from black women. Be proud of how you look. Men aren’t like you. We are simple creatures, barely above animal life. We don’t mature or think like you do. We are proud of your thighs, ass and looks. If a 275 pound black woman can wear a mini-skirt with pride, a five foot five 115 pound white woman should too!

(I mean she knows she’s bad, why don’t you pretty white women know it?)

Listen, I’m average at best. If it wasn’t for booze, my wife would have never married me. But come on, I have confidence. Black women rock because no matter what, so do they!